I'm drunk right now

I'm drunk right now.

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Bit tipsy. How's shit going?

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5 days sober fellas

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I'm slightly high on cocaine, and might have another bump.
Not gonna fly a plane tho

Good for you , seriously

I drank the spook.

I posted sneed just now

What's your cocktail of choice bros? I'm partial to a margarita. I love how crisp it is.

I drank the vodka on Ramadan. I broke the Sharia.

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>wasting good coke to shitpost on Any Forums
Why? You should be out slamming 9/10s just from having the gigachad energy from being high on coke

he's probably reached the point where it's a habit and not an experience

I just smoked a bowl from my bong

I just opened my last 500g of piracetam.
Shit is literally impossible to get now. Probably worth more than it's weight in cocaine. lol.

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Good job user, I wish I had your strength.

me too haha

I finished off the last 2 beers this morning and was gonna get drunk again tonight but when I was walking home from work I felt oddly ok/fresh/positive/in the mood not to, so I'm finna go to sleep sober now.

I want to try h

The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that’s why he doesn’t drink. Me, I’m not an alcoholic and that’s why I do drink. Life sure is funny that way.

Long Island Iced Tea. On a regular basis I just make highballs though with soda like vodka and diet 7up. It's called highball because of trains when the speedometer was a ball in like a thermometer thing and when they were going fast the train would shake.

me too but its 2pm and im unemployed

How?

I literally cannot go a day without hard liquor without shaking, getting itchy, and puking phlegm at least once

Close but I think it was about early train signals. A high ball meant you were good to go.

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based you have achieved druk

what a life

niggers

dont matter when you are an ugly white incel

But a highball is just two ingredients. So when the ball was high in the speedometer thing the train would shake really bad.

shalaylay (sp?) just irish cream and whiskey

Why? I don't drink for months at a time or when money is super tight and I dont feel the need to tell people [OH SHIT I'M DOING THAT RIGHT NOW LAWL]

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