So did Saruman bury human ovaries in the mud and make the orcs jack off into the mud to create Uruk-Hai?

So did Saruman bury human ovaries in the mud and make the orcs jack off into the mud to create Uruk-Hai?

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if you know a better way to make uruks id like to see you try

I assumed he buried infants and the mud magically sped up their growth

>Lord of the Rings
>Matrix
Any more franchises where only the first movie was good and was probably a fluke?

Rape.

So if orcs are subject to sexuality, does that mean there are some gay orcs? Are all orcs bisexual?

>they were once men
>they were once elves
>they were once smeagol
>they were once gandalf the grey

Nolan batman

Looks like boipuccy is back on the menu

It's like you don't even know about alchemical homunculi

star wars

So, they are babies right?
Not even a year old? and they are speaking, fighting?

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I think they got buried alive and put under a spell that warped their minds.

They were former elves that died there

Mostly straight, but they like Hobbit bussy from time to time.

Why didn't he just send orcs to rape human and elven women?

and wait for 9 month?

I think he organized orgies where the Dunlending women had to get a train ran on them by orcs and the Dunlending men had to rawdog some dirty orc pussy.

Aren't these supposed to be dead elves reanimated with magic?

So how exactly was Isildur able to turn people into ghosts?

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