I just slipped up and said "The lawd of dem rangs" to my coworkers
I just slipped up and said "The lawd of dem rangs" to my coworkers
I hope you lose your job
you deserve to get fired for being an autistic retard
oh yeah I saw that trending on twitter, your coworkers spilled the beans...
rip
Surely you can't get any more disliked at work. At least at home the only one to hate you is yourself.
what the FUCK I can't unselect this image, fucking windows
now that you've slipped up you need to go full throttle or your co-workers will resent you for being weak. show them "Buck Breaking" and introduce them to Tariq Nasneed
what if i smoked crack?
I know this is a shitpost but fuck it. I've unironically had a genuine Any Forums moment at one of my older jobs
>talking about movies
>starts off with normie shit
>colleagues progessively seem more based as the conversation grows to more obscure things (by normie standards) with one even bringing up Stalker
>start to feel cocky
>"Yea, those films are great. I remember this one french film that was messed up but was also gorgeously shot"
>fuck up by telling them the name
>one of them pulls out their phone
>"So anyway, what other films are you looking forward to"
>the faggot on his phone ignores me
>start to sweat
>"Anyway, I think our breaks ove-"
>user WHAT THE FUCK
>"Dude you don't understand, it's an early 2000s french indie art film that's shot completely in revers-..."
>user WHAT THE FUCK
I still find myself shouting out thoughts in the shower from time to time.
what movie?
you like irreversible?
probably Irreversible
It was gorgeously shot, you can't deny
what because of that rape scene? lmao
i call my coworkers coolworkers because of how much i like them
why do you only act racist online?
Did they crown you?
cringe
seethe
This.
The only cringe thing here is you had to slip up instead of having meant to say it.
Not OP but I work with a bunch of soiyim. Like literal stereotypes who drink bottles of soi and are obsessed with marvel and make up excuses like "exercising is bad for your joints" for why they are skinnyfat with the muscle tone of veal cattle.
Imagine being white. It's like living in 1984.
I go talk to my fellow latino brothers. Freely able to say i'm not gonna watch Dem Rangz cause niggas don't belong in LOTR. Nobody cares or freaks out.
>"Dude you don't understand, it's an early 2000s french indie art film that's shot completely in revers-..."
lmfao, IMAGINE talking about a french indie film to normies
>I hope you lose your job
Jfc I can’t handle zoomers it’s unreal
saying seethe is cringe
I mumble "OH LAWDY DEM RANGS" to myself multiple times a day. This place gives you schizophrenia if you're here long enough.
I've had a version of this happen where Irreversible came up in conversation and I had to act like I had no idea what they were talking about. Irreversible is a line with normies because they will look it up and you can't come back from that.
Really?
I watched irreversible at college film class when I was 16 are Americans really such pussies?
Stop talking about LOTR and paint my shed, Hernandez.
Troonbros...
Let's get OP fired
kek windowfag
>are normalfags really such pussies?
yes
>t. seething
chekd nd yes'd
dem replaces both "of" and "the" in proper ebonics, so you should have said, "Da Lawd dem Rangz".
You should be reprimanded for not speaking proper ebonics, and be forced to take 48 hours of cultural appreciation classes by H.R.
it's a classic with multiple awards and nominations, there's nothing wrong with that movie
>soiyim
I had a professor that brought this movie up and he didn't know the name of the director or the movie and I gave him the answer. I think it was a dog whistle, but I said I hadn't seen it and just heard about it, which was true and still is.
I changed the subject to Enter the Void which was a fan of at the time though.
>t. retard who doesn't know how to use "t."
Aw sheeit I's be sorry massah yuh ain't finna whip a nigga ass now ah ya, massah? Ah's gon pick dubbah da cotton today massah jess don't whip a nigga ass again ah begs ya!!!!
I almost never talk at work. They think it's because I'm shy. But it's because I'll probably get fired. My gay ass coworkers just talk about
>capeshit/Star Wars Disney shoes/whatever goyslop
>""""common sense"""" gunlaws
>How many boosters they have
>What school they would be in Harry Potter
>How to be anti-racist
>t. absolutely assblasted, seething, coping and sperging
Even the average Netflix pozz drama has rape scenes. I fail to see how to see how Irreversible makes normies seethe.
>t. le epic based and redpilled cringelord
I made a joke and they thought I was a pervert lol.
Someone had watched some movie with nudity.
Next day people were talking about it and i made a joke "was it a french film". They looked at me and said you watched it too? I said that was a joke since yuro flicks have so much nudity but everyone gave me the normie stare.
Sounds like a hyperbolic pussy.
I genuinely couldn't name a more graphic rape scene even now unless you go even more obscure indie film territory that's not on Netflix.
>t. malding and dilating
Sounds like something that could have happened to me.
And what makes you think I only act racist online?
>b-but you aren't screaming nigger 24/7 IRL
You don't need to be a retard to be a racist. If anything, I am a elegant racist. I have no nigger friends and I avoid situations where I would have to interact with niggers.
>I almost never talk at work. They think it's because I'm shy. But it's because I'll probably get fired. My gay ass coworkers just talk about
>>capeshit/Star Wars Disney shoes/whatever goyslop
>>""""common sense"""" gunlaws
>>How many boosters they have
>>What school they would be in Harry Potter
>>How to be anti-racist
I feel like someone has definitely gotten fired by saying some racist shit at their office they spam here