The plot of blade 2 makes no sense

The plot of blade 2 makes no sense.
It literally makes no sense

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>Plot makes no sense
>Still based and one of the best marvel movies
How did Wesley do it, anons?

He just did.

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1 > 3 >>>>> 2

dont know why so many people pretend to like 2

>vampires try to create daywalkers
>vampires screw up and create hyper-vampires
>vampires are being hunted en-masse by said hyper-vampires so go to great lengths to enlist the aid of Blade to help them eradicate their problem, while, after dealing with the threat, subduing blade and betraying him to get his DNA to finally create true daywalkers

What's so hard to understand about the plot? It literally makes perfect sense. Only a literal child or an idiot wouldn't understand it.

>Wesley
You mean Del Toro?

why? I prefer 2, not for the plot (maybe 1 is a bit better on that), but for the fight scenes and the action in general, especially the final fight. Final fight of 3 was bad, visually, while 1 was bad because I can't see the villain as menacing.

Yeah, start screeching and flailing your arms about it you retarded fuck. God, I hate doge walker so much it's unreal.

Del Taco.

This. It's basic as fuck.

what about it makes no sense?

Are you fucking high? 3 doesn't rate at all, its just non-stop gay as all hell with his new sidekicks and the pathetic villains (fucking Triple-H, lmao). 1 and 2 are enjoyable.

Why did he think that thumbnail would be a good idea?

the fight scenes are the most laughable part of the movie

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I don't know what to say, I liked it. I am not saying it's perfect (dated cgi was not even necessary in that scene, if you ask me), I am saying it's entertaining , I loved the parts when he fights nomak, for example. 3 was crap. Final fight in 1 was, bad, cmon, especially how it ended.

this is exactly like those resident evil movies. pathetic camera work. who ever was in charge of the cinematography is fucking retarded.
blade movies also suffers from terrible editing, too many cuts in scenes.

Can someone post the
>that’s the cute opinion. Did you get it from a YouTuber?
Image.

This is most of Hollywood though, they do quick cuts because then they don't have to do actual choreography and find skilled stunt men (or hire autists like Keanu who is willing to do it themselves).

Doug has so much soul.

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Which 2022 marvel movie is this from?

only reason people hate 3 is because of a raging hate boner for Ryan Reynolds. 3 was fun

Blade 2 and 3 sucked. They completely went against the gritty and dark atmosphere of the first movie and felt more like your run of the mill capeshit.

Blade is the closest we've come to a VTMB movie.

Remember Harry Knowles' review of Blade 2?

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>A warning: BLADE 2 is an R-rated movie. This is the NC-17 Review of it. You have been warned.

>For me to review BLADE 2, it is a major conflict of interest, because Guillermo Del Toro and I are brothers. His father says so. His wife believes this. Guillermo and I are just the best of friends, but when El Gordo calls my father Dad, and I call his Dad "Pops" and we delve into hours of passionate discussion about H.P. Lovecraft, Goya, Steve Ditko action, the movies and pussy… We can lose all track of time on planet Earth.

>But having attended the World Premiere of BLADE 2 last night, one inescapable thought crossed my mind during the movie. 10 to 1…. I believe Guillermo Del Toro eats pussy better than any man alive.

>Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in BLADE 2. BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place…

>Jumping bean cgi
>Donnie Yen offscreen death
>Pisshands trying to act tough

>Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!

>Ok, maybe I take the metaphor too far… maybe… But I had two girls around me, Patch black and blued my right forearm with slaps and rabbit punches as though Guillermo was pounding the short hairs, and Saffron (not Vegas’) gripping my shoulder from behind like frickin Spock, leaning up to my ear to say, "You didn’t tell me this was pornography!!!!" To which I grab her hand, sniffed her fingers and said, "MMMm you’re fingers are wet… enjoy!"

Blade 2 is terrible. I know so many nerds that slobber all over Guillermo del Toro's dick with this movie and it's complete shit compared to the first one.

You put donnie yen in a fucking American movie and he not only barely speaks any of the English he is fluent in, but you give him mascara and never show his fight scenes because youre shaking the camera too much.

You give Blade an unbelievable and hanfisted love interest, something the first movie didn't even try to do.

You take Blade and make him a supporting character in his own movie, trying to force these edgy shitty vampire hunters a la Alien Ressurection.

That's just some of the many problems with this movie.

>Now you might feel all of this is inappropriate behavior on my part, but folks, at the Q&A afterwards, the second question came from a woman on the front row that asked Del Toro "Could you comment on the vaginal influence of the Reapers?"

>Guillermo looked like the wet chinned thigh splitter that he is and said, "You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!"

>ZACTLY!

>Now lest you think this film is merely pornographic, and you seemingly are living in the delusion that that is a bad thing… It is not. Guillermo likes to pretend this movie is just there to make you go, "Whoa," but only a blind man can’t see Guillermo at work here.

>BLADE 2 is from Goya’s Black period. Look at the palette, the brutal primalness of the Reapers.. The sparing use of color… There is sadness amongst the orgasms in this film. There is a solemn pathetic nature to the emaciated monsters of the Reapers… A melancholy to the movie at its quiet moments. When you see the Reaper that Kris’ WHISTLER catches… "Like a coyote he’s been gnawing away at his arm to get away." There is just a captivating, can’t look away, nature of the dead, the dying and the diseased, and Guillermo understands that morbidity. You can see it in his film here.

>His mounds of skulls in the sewers of Prague are not pure bones, there’s rancid strings of something so icky and nasty that my eyes did not define it. The film revels in the Grand Guignol of it all, and does it all with a smile.

>A smile.

>That reminds me. Many people will wonder why Del Toro’s BLADE is so much more appealing than the original, and the reason is Del Toro gets Wesley to smile… and for a bit, he takes off his glasses and we see his eyes… He strips away a bit of his cool stoic manliness and lets a bit of that kid in the cookie jar joy of naughtiness out. The result is absolutely captivating.

>Ron Perlman… When Ron and Guillermo get together, there is a magic to the scenes. Go check out CRONOS, watch Ron’s vain nose obsessed bad guy. Watch how utterly delicious those scenes are with Ron. Absolutely magic. Here… Here Ron comes off looking, sounding and being just that badass you love. Reinhardt is a glorious bastard in this film. Just a fantastic ass of a man. After the film, Ron took the stage with Guillermo… He was dressed with a cool black leather jacket and a B.P.R.D. t-shirt… HELLBOY. My god folks… Having read Guillermo’s HELLBOY script… It is 100% Guillermo Del Toro and folks as cool as BLADE 2 is… BLADE 2 was a teaser… It was just pussylicking…. HELLBOY is deep dicking!