Poo in loo edition, sers!
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Carter Stewart
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Henry Morris
Hot pie
Austin Gray
>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Liam Cox
ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! BEWARE ALL GREEN PROPAGANDA!
Camden Williams
Cursed althistory
Anthony Evans
He didn’t do anything wrong. He’s just a troll.
Brayden Gutierrez
>last weeks episode didn't get enough ratings, so they decided to include an unnecessary sex scene this episode to boost ratings
Jace Bennett
I am gonna miss her bros
Mason Wilson
Otto pic user here. Sorry to disturb you again. Idk but did you see the request for the reverse Otto copypasta?
Mason Martinez
i'm genuinely depressed
i guess that's what happens when a consoomer doesn't get enough star wars
i've been had by the zog machine
Sebastian Foster
same
ill never forget episode 4
Brayden Brooks
no, I just made it here at the end of the previous thread. Can you link it?
Zachary Gray
Reminder that Tywin shitting himself was where the kino of GoT ended
Angel Nelson
cutest girl in westeros
Asher Jenkins
>ugly but looks 14 years old and acts like a tease
I'm guessing this is the appeal?
Chase Brooks
Me too T-T
>Ywn marry her and spend afternoons in the garden drinking tea
Jose Walker
damn, Daemon's wife is hot
James Torres
Well?
Owen Anderson
John Baker
It was threads ago and archived but check:
James Bell
Can't wait for Monke posters to go away after next week
Isaiah White
She looks really good with the short wavy hair. The Targ wigs never do anyone any favours
Levi Peterson
kek, great idea, on it
Landon Sanders
i won't go away because i can't get her out of my head
Bentley Campbell
Daily reminder Mushroom is a compulsive liar and nothing he says should be believed.
David Lewis
Evan Parker
>calls her Bronze bitch
>it's actually his fault for nor getting it up
Parker White
"Oh you can sail far and wide,
You can fuck the kingsguard dry,
But you'll never find a king with as much renown,
As the son of the maid from good Oldtown!
You can shout your treasons high,
as many as you can imagine,
But the only flag of the brave and true...
..bears the a Gold on Green Dragon!
Angel Sullivan
In the end history is not written by the winner, but instead by the crazy perverted dwarf entertainer employed by the winner.
Ryder Phillips
My Queen!
Jacob Thomas
More cock your Grace?
Bentley Sanchez
the showrunners are faggots for including a fucking ED plot lmao
Daniel Reyes
t. Baelor I
Zachary Nguyen
>He says this as he lies about the all-knowing God
Bentley Ortiz
Mushroom had the most accurate telling of what happened between Daemon, Criston and Rhaenyra.
Ayden Ward
Especially when it will be miraculously cured with Laena. What was all that for then?
Nathaniel Ross
>I am gonna miss her bros
I just spedwatched the show yesterday. I was under the impression that she was already replaced within 2 episodes, but she's totally still in the show. Are you sure she's actually gonna be replaced? /bcs/ was so sure based on faulty imdb information that the show was gonna include Saul and Kim's daughter, and that didn't happen.
Tyler Myers
Wait, how does he know?
Hunter Young
From my board will come the thread that was promised and it's will be the song of based and cringe.
Eli Garcia
>he bonds with vhagar and a violin variation of this starts playing in the background
youtu.be
Elijah Green
Is this guy gonna appear at all?
I thought the creators learned their lesson from GoT that they don't need to leave stuff out from the books
Daniel Brooks
He just have jungle fever. Either that or Harwin was hired for another job.
Cameron Martin
Feminist writers can't deal with the awesomeness of the ~ROGUE PRINCE~ so they had to give him some flaws
Brayden Davis
Sure, but that's just because he's always saying the most scandalous things. So maybe he was right, or maybe just lucky.
Cameron Price
There's a dwarf in the preview of the next episode
It might be Mushroom
Lincoln Perez
Yes the pics are out newfag
Kevin Moore
>the showrunners are faggots for including a fucking ED plot lmao
Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Michael Davis
He's basically cut, likely because they don't want to be seen as rehashing Tyrion. It's been indicated that he'll get a nod in the form of a background dwarf jester or something, however.
Blake Turner
I thought Viserys noted that Otto had ambition even at that time, but didn't accuse Otto of murder. "it took you 5 days to get the job, how long did it take to plot against me?"
David Sanchez
He says the most scandalous things but Rhaenyra is a huge whore so it makes sense.
Hudson Turner
Peter Dinklage has ordered Hollywood to keep disgusting dwarves out of tv and movies.
Hunter Lewis
What do you think???
Cooper Nguyen
Erectile Dysfunction. Note how Daemon gets frustrated and doesn't seem to climax in every sex scene.
Nathan Martinez
He was absolutely right about Corlys being the real father of Addam and Alyn Velaryon, though
Camden Wood
It was probably just a coincidence that the royal family starting dying when Otto and his whore daughter showed up.
Eli Roberts
No main character tits. So it doesn't count.
Colton Watson
Damn she hot
Luke Nguyen
cute lesbian
Christopher Powell
SEX WITH DAEMON AND RHAENYRA
Charles Martinez
Frogbros assemble. Rhea is my bitch wife in this series.
Dylan Diaz
>Daemon thinks she's ugly yet tried to fuck the monke
what
Zachary Thompson
>we're getting excited over a dwarf in the background rock band
Cameron Robinson
Daemon has shit taste
Gavin Sanders
>Yes the pics are out newfag
/bcs/ had pictures of the supposed daughter of Saul.
Chase Kelly
Cute. But too young to be believable as Daemon's long term wife.
Anyway, I hope she gets to throw a few shots at him before she gets into her """accident""".
Matthew Johnson
Rhaenyrafags pretending she isn't the biggest whore in King's Landing
Kayden Gomez
please stop talking about this scene it still gives me butterflies
Eli Hill
I fucking love her lisp
Zachary Diaz
OOHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYY
Elijah Wilson
charging head on archers and slicing at the same one by one an army is believable and realistic but not giving him ED would make him too powerful
Thomas Fisher
It will be an accident. Caraxes will spook the horse, which will fuel speculation that Daemon planned it. People will split into camps thinking that Daemon is a braggy idiot, or a mastermind.
Same with how some people think Daemon planned to tarnish Rhaenyra's reputation.
Logan Morales
>simply kills her
I will never forgive him bros.
Jonathan Butler
Based Daemon defender.
Jace Ramirez
kek muh monkeeeeeee
Brody Campbell
Impossible to watch this scene without getting hard
Connor Phillips
>Daemon refused to have sex with HER
Faggot. No other explanations possible.
They could had been married when sne was underaged
Robert Russell
Why did Daemon take off Rhaenyra's beanie, then?
Ethan Martinez
dios mio she kinda cute bros
Michael Myers
/hotd/ sisters....
Leo Bell
Her armor looks really cool.
Jace Barnes
CODDBROS ASSEMBLE
Alexander Gomez
Haha what if you kissed her dimples and then she started blushing haha
Ian Murphy
>Jaehaera was born tiny and slow to grow. She did not cry or smile or act as babies normally do.[1] Her lack of emotion continued as she grew older.[4] Jaehaera is described as a sweet and simple girl at the time of the Dance of the Dragons.[3]
Is she supposed to be autistic?
Lucas Campbell
There's just no ambiguity here tho
The pics are impossible to debate, Rhaenyra gets another actress after a timeskip
Kevin Miller
>It is rude to wear hats indoors.
Daemon is going to continue to commit warcrimes and be ambiguous. Up until the very end, and even after, we will not know what is going on inside his head.
Joshua Harris
hold me, bros...
Gavin Martinez
In the books Daemon didn't kill his wife. He wasn't even there when it happened. Why are they changing it on the show? What route are they going to follow?