MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS
Jaxon Rodriguez
Landon Bennett
In a row?
Juan Perez
One was mine
Aaron Hall
How was he okay with dating that whore?
Grayson Garcia
My girlfriend has been with over a hundred guys and I started dating her at 18...
Ryan Evans
>sucking 37 dicks was considered promiscuous behavioral in the early 90s
Yikes
I'm glad we're a more enlightened and tolerating society now.
Bentley Hill
I never understood that "but she's so nice to you, makes you lasagna and brings it to you" argument. Bitch, a lot of girls can cook for you, but they haven't sucked 40 dicks. And you work in a grocery store, it's not like you're starving.
Nathan Lee
I've sucked ducks. who cares. same as sucking a lolipop
Isaac Morgan
>It's not like you're starving
He girlfriend definitely wasn't either...
Ethan Torres
What?
Eli Wright
Beastiality is illegal
Mason Jenkins
You can kill the animal and eat it if you want. But don't fuck it. That's illegal. We live in a society.
Owen Butler
No difference in sucking a dick or a lollipop. I've done it and it's not gay or weird. I've made like 1000 bucks from it
Hudson Davis
Whatever you say, man. But stop sucking ducks.
Zachary Carter
> MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DUCKS
Jackson Wright
nope. it's how I pay my rent
10 minutes gets you a hundred pounds
you're dumb not to do it
you're basically stealing money from faggots
Carter Green
Checked. Now don't go sucking any dicks on the way through the parking lot.
Parker Johnson
>you're basically stealing money from faggots
Angel Walker
You ARE the faggot, user.
William Morales
Good
Jacob Wood
any advice?
>at college
>there's a chick 1 year/grade/etc above me
>tiny loudmouthed retard who drinks like a sailor
>know for a fact she's a nympho (the most recent story i've heard was her taking up a dare to suck the dick of a dreg in the middle of a dorm hallway while being recorded, and she/the guys who brought it up just laughed it off as a good memory)
>know for a fact she has only ""dated"" giant buff dudes who she ends up instantly cheating on (and saw her most recent relationship crumble in real time)
>she's calm and friendly around me
>gives me her past work for free and prints out documents for me
>invited me over to her room and made me coffee a bunch of times
>met her while grocery shopping once and she straight up offered to purchase me some ice cream, i refused, we walk back to the dorm together, we pass a baker and i wanted a strudel, i had no hard cash on me and she instantly pays it for me
>drunk at a party she gave me a long, widemouthed grandma-tier smooch on my cheek
>she keeps calling me "my beloved"
Jayden Ortiz
Wear a condom
Alexander Miller