I've tried staying optimistic. I've tried giving it a chance. But it's just getting too fucking hard...

I've tried staying optimistic. I've tried giving it a chance. But it's just getting too fucking hard. Our new personality sucks.

I can't keep going out of the house dressed like this and acting like a wussbag. I keep getting verbally abused and laughed at.

He NEEDS to accept a new role soon, preferably Drive 2 so I don't have to buy a whole new wardrobe again. Anyone else agree?

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You need to lift brah.

Acquire a new personality, before it’s too late

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Just wait till the movie comes out
We’ll be the ones the ladies want

It'll pay off in the end. Trust the Goose.

Trust the process friend.
Has he ever let us down?

This.

Remember, we dont see the whole picture, we just have to trust in His plan

You know what, you guys are right. Tomorrow I'm going to put on my tightest pair of booty shorts and hit up main street. Thanks

God this thread is embarrassing

Proud of you user

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I'm just sticking with something I've been doing for years.

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>I keep getting verbally abused and laughed at
Really? I get nothing but complements. Have you tried living with your mother?

Lifting is for fags

Girls care about face, not body

Couldn't agree more. Imagine giving up on the Goose because you don't understand one personality

Everyone on Any Forums is gay. If you're interested in making your own body more attractive it means you are attracted to male bodies.
Body building is the ultimate homo sport. A bunch of dudes judging each other bodies. For what? I honestly think they should be banned. Vanity!

they care about height, shoulder width and face.
But true working your pecs or anything else is worthless kek

Your own damn fault. You could be a chad if but you can't make it.

Women will like what I tell them to like

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Sneed will Chuck what I tell him to Chuck

>t.

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/ourguy/ is seen.

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so true king

This is a fun y thread. Not sure how to contribute tho.

He stole my look!!!!

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