>gives a 45 second science lesson to his roomates about the giant demonic spider that has lived next door to them for hundreds of years
Uhhhh, Gorbag, I’m pretty sure they already knew this shit
Gives a 45 second science lesson to his roomates about the giant demonic spider that has lived next door to them for...
Oliver Young
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Carter Watson
Shills concern trolling out the ass today
Mason Reyes
they could have been orcs who just got there
Nicholas Nelson
Maybe it was their first day on the job
Colton Collins
THIS FELLA AINT DED
David Edwards
wasnt he talking to sarumans orcs? they were redently created orcs so they have no idea
Adam Scott
Not dead? Samwise, you fool.
Carson Sanchez
Gorbag probably loves scaring the newbies with that story everytime. Tells it in exactly the same way while the old recruits stand in the background, roll their eyes, and mouth the words.
Hunter Harris
Look at me. I'm Gorbag now
Jaxson Allen
tbqh Gorbag is my favorite Orc. If I could pick one Orc to save as a living example of his terrible race post Orc genocide it would be him. Seems like the kind of Orc you could have a beer with and trade nasty jokes.
I wish he was a good friend.
Bentley Parker
>be orc
>get born from mud sack on monday
>get armored and told to march half way across mordor to some shit guard tower on tuesday
>get into fight with orc boss and lose arm wednesday
>die to horrific spider demigod on thursday
didn't even make it to casual friday, fuk
Joseph Butler
He has to give that lesson because his partner is a fucking retard and doesn't notice all the obviously cut webs everywhere including on the incapacitated hobbit, implying that there were multiple people there and one or more are still alive and active.
Lincoln Hughes
Gorbag knew and did not care. Truly the joker of LotR
Michael Watson
This is exactly the vibe I got it.
Kayden Gomez
Kek
Thomas Murphy
While Jackson did a shit job of not explaining it, your all still dumbasses for not knowing it was a group of (Minas) Morgul orcs being introduced to the mountain by the local garrison of Curitiba Ungol orcs. Hence why when there the brawl started, everyone jumped in right away to get the others.
Kevin Torres
Cirith Ungol *
Pic is a mouse taught to drive.
Jayden Baker
Jordan Campbell
He got killed by Shagrat, THE BEST ORC. What kind of name is Gorbag anyway? Gore in a bag? Fucking pussy. Shagrat though, he'll shag your wife and eat all your cheese.
Fuck Gorbag
Landon Jones
Wait, so did Saruman bury human ovaries in the mud and have orcs jack off into the mud to create Uruk-Hai?
Gavin Cooper
Elf ovaries probably. Orcs are corrupted elves.