Conquest of the Vale edition
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Brayden Foster
James Bennett
>ENOUGH with your ambiguities, Otto! What are you trying to imply about my daughter and Daemon? Speak clear and frankly!
Brayden Lewis
The Vale was never conquered. Please delete this thread and remake it thank you.
Carter Bailey
Reminder
Jeremiah Sullivan
Why did Alicent break Vierys' model?
Cooper Nguyen
WAIT ALICENT PLEASE NO MORE. I CANT. 8 TIMES.
Austin King
they shagged your grace. he put his hotdog in her microwave
Joseph Wood
No Monke, no watch.
Christian Powell
THEY WERE COPULATING. THEY WERE FUCKIIIIING
Aiden Howard
Evan Cox
>gets fired on your path
Parker Jones
CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG
Connor Lee
M-mommy...
David Gonzalez
Otto is just misunderstood
Juan Moore
>Ironborn are just gonna attack everyone again
Is there some 500iq plan the greyjoys have? Like if enough of them die will the drowned God send a kraken or something? It just seems like this plan of attacking all the sides of ongoing conflicts doesn't work out.
Ian Adams
iron niggers are simply just not smart people.
Brandon Scott
SEXOOOOO
Grayson Roberts
>dragons came
>dragons left
Crabs still hold the Stepstones.
>Like if enough of them die will the drowned God send a kraken or something?
Honestly yes. Euron is a failed Three Eyed Raven/Bloodraven trainee.
Gavin Taylor
Otto did nothing wrong
Brayden Wilson
your aids ridden leader is dead. just stop, bot
Hunter Brooks
>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Asher Rogers
>child king gets a dragon ride
>mommy I love Targaryens I want to be a vassal of House Targaryen now!!!
The other Andal kingdoms and the Ironborn actually tried to fight back.
Eli Smith
>tfw your husband would rather your sister because he knows you’re going to be a terrible mom who raises a monster
Isaiah Robinson
CRAB GANG
Blake Lee
>they just kissed a little and daemon pussied out and left
Kayden Barnes
>What??? What did you mean by that? I dont quite got it.
Christopher Martinez
they were putting eggs in the craddle my liege
Angel Ward
>Crab Ga-ACK
Hudson Powell
>t. otto
Leo Allen
The tapestries, your grace...
Hunter Gutierrez
You know you're on the losing side when it includes the Ironborn.
Parker Long
Based beyond belief
James Edwards
YOU WANT TO SEE THE TAPASTRIES HUH?
Nathaniel Thomas
>9 months later baby Maegor was born
Samuel Rivera
The vale never fights because the lord of the vale is always a toddler when war breaks out.
Brandon Lewis
Your grace... they were doing... the thing you do with my daughter, that you both describe as "a boring duty"... for fun.
Cameron Price
Really beautiful
Bentley Perry
He put his quill in her ink pot, just the tip
Benjamin Rivera
>makes sluts and blackcels seethe for eternity
Jaxson Parker
they are canonically dumb, their brains get damaged after almost drowning themselves
Samuel Peterson
we have to boycott the show monke is irreplaceable
Cameron Cooper
ATTENTION ALL LAWFUL CITIZENS!
Jordan Ortiz
And where are house Gardener and Hoare now?
Jonathan Bailey
getting milked dry by Visenya is a small price to pay.
Caleb Russell
>Alicent, my queen, tell me about your...younger friends
Evan Lee
Name one thing wrong about the iron price
Caleb Rodriguez
hotdogs confirmed in westeros
Jose Morales
Kys Shota fag pedo
Leo Richardson
Can't bargain with the sellers
Angel Turner
My queen
Colton Price
>be House Celtigar
>be one of the three houses of Valyrian descent on Westeros
>have a Valyrian steel axe
>never do anything
What’s their endgame?
Isaiah Rogers
>The other Andal kingdoms and the Ironborn actually tried to fight back
You mean get burnt alive and turned into glass? the only kingdom that actually "fought back" was Dorne and that was purely through assassins and a lucky scorpion that resulted in turning Dorne into molten glass.
Gavin Perry
>Victarion put the slavers to the sword, then sent his men below to un-chain the rowers. “You row for me now. Row hard, and you shall prosper.” The girls he divided amongst his captains. “The Lyseni would have made whores of you,” he told them, “but we have saved you. Now you need only serve one man instead of many. Those who please their captains may be taken as salt wives, an honorable station.” The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
They are the smartest people on planetos.
Asher Perry
Seriously FUCK the Ironborn, can't go 3 months without one of them raiding my lands. We need a Final Solution to the Ironborn question
>t. Loren I Lannister
Benjamin Nelson
Cum on feet
Ayden Nelson
Am I really supposed to dislike Otto for “scheming” and “politicking”?
>is some younger brother with nothing to inherit
>gives genuinely good advice to the king
>wants to help his daughter who will also inherit nothing, by marrying her into royalty
>doesn’t like Daemon because he’s a crazy asshole, and Corlys because he is a prideful retard
>willingly confronts a fucking dragon rider with only himself and some soldiers, showing how ballsy he is
Gavin Thomas
TEAM BETTER DAEMON GET IN HERE
William Nguyen
Old hag
Alexander Harris
Kek
Gabriel Reyes
milfy will never replace milly
Daniel Wright
Don't care. This nigga, his brother and daughter made me hate hightowers. Hope Euron deals with their line.
Jacob Long
he's based
Parker Myers
Cute mommy
Camden Foster
Unironically wait until Targ schizos and nigeryons get themselves killed and then rightful take their spot as the true heir to old Valyria.
Wyatt Ortiz
More tea, user?
Tyler Kelly
>then rightful take their spot as the true heir to old Valyria.
To turn into dead men like every other fool that has gone back to old valyria?
Caleb Reyes
Coole kids
Dylan Cooper
>Am I really supposed to dislike Otto for “scheming” and “politicking”?
No. You're supposed to dislike him because he's a sneaky Hightower.
Chase Peterson
More cock your Grace?
Chase Bennett
Did she cum?
Eli Barnes
Dorney is such a mary sue Kingdom. Hope they all get raped to death, though they'd probably enjoy it.
Jace Bennett
uncivilized barbarianism.
Chase Brown
the one eyed cyclops entered her cave, his sausage was put in her burrito. with all due respect, your grace
Jackson Barnes
Was it implied Otto Hightower killed Viserys dad somehow with the burst belly story?
Also, how fucking old is Viserys and Otto meant to be? I thought they were around the same age but apparently Otto is old enough to have served as Hand to king Jahaerys too?
Isaac Foster
>she was 17 when this scene was filmed
William Adams
What's the point in trying to fight back if it leads to your inevitable demise
Jaxon Ramirez
>one eyed cyclops
not yet
Daniel Ross
Fatman hasn't bothered to write about them
Levi Lee
Another Baelor will save their asses again and you know it
Alexander Young
"I CAN FIX HIM"
Colton Barnes
Charles Mitchell
>killed
Yes. Alicent was involved in the books as well.
Blake Campbell
Darkstar will slay them all for while doran was scheming, he studied the blade.
Bentley Ramirez
Otto is supposed to be older than Viserys but the show fucked the timeline up by casting actors that look too old or too young
Nathaniel Ward
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
HOUSE CODD IS IN
HOUSE CODD IS IN
HIDE YOUR WOMEN
HIDE YOUR SONS
THE CODDS ARE SWIMMING IN
Mason Cox
>greasy salt ridden degenerates take over everything
what could go wrong
Jaxon Lee
each time I read and hear otto I can't get this out of my mind
Cooper Johnson
Is he a kpop guy
Colton Hill
>proceeds to shitpost for the next six generations
Ayden Hernandez
>produce nothing
>only steal
It's niggerism.
Andrew Barnes
you will never be greater than Arthur, Darkstar
Carson Hill
>ywn have a fierce Targ mommy take you up on her dragon to /ss/ the shit out of you in the clouds
Hudson Smith
She cute
Lincoln James
They produce iron
Landon Young
No need to. Keep him as he is.
Ian Hughes
Darkstar is joining Faegon. Then Faegon will marry Shireen and put Stannis as his Hand. Any Forums has confirmed this as canon.