I WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU AN UNGODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM

I WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU AN UNGODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM

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His best performance to date

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Big Dick Playa
>swingin past ya kneeees

>jesus christ frenchy, ACTIVATE CRAB-17 GOD DAMNIT

How do you respond without sounding mad?

"I do not enjoy pissplay'

>find out who that was :)

>Yes Ben I'll be in your movie but i want fathands and i'm going to dance

Based Cruise.

Cruise rused the [sp]kikes[/sp]

Tropic Thunder and Wolf of Wall Street are two of the last funny movies ever made.

lmao

hi

His hands make me laugh

Weren’t they going to make a movie about this character?

fucking hilarious. i think he might be a psychopath but this one role makes me second guess

Say "Wha?" every time he tries to say something

The proper response is always a deadpan "okay".

I AM FRAMING DRAGON

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

>Cruise's only stipulation for the movie was he wanted fat hand and was gonna dance

absolutely not. the proper response is always a "that's cool"