For me it's top

For me it's top.

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Bottom would make a good Janeway in a Star Trek Voyager reboot.

kek, if that happens its going to be a black woman with an afro

If you would pick #2 or #3 then you are literally gay

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Cate is Mommy

>I know nothing about Star Trek so I learned about it via 9gag memes

For me it's any willing White top.

Cate never did it for me. Never understood the appeal

For me it's Morf

It all comes down to the nose, doesn't it?

Why does humankind continue to pretend that Cate Horsefacett was ever attractive?

why do you pretend to be human

I think Morfy makes a good elf desu

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She looks like a dumpy potato, sorry dude

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the ethereal soft lighting they gave all the elves helped a great deal selling these timeless angelic creatures. RoP is just GoT or Whell of Time or Witcher or whatever other grimy, brown filter medieval "realistic" look. You couldnt pick them out of a lineup since they all look the same.

for me its arwen

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She's not super attractive but she's otherwordly in her sense of superiority and how detached she is from everything, feels very elvish.
She plays that sort of character very well, cold, noble, distant

>elves
>angelic creatures
lol, they were assholes to everybody including themselves
Biggest warmongers too

For me it's top (Cate sitting on top of my face)

Realistically, would an elf butthole smell any better than a human, or would it be about the same?

They are perfected life forms, everything they do is superior, even their shits

Regardless of the plot, Jackson’s depiction is the definitive

elves dont sweat or poop

This. No amount of money is going to trump vision and Jackson had a vision and it shows. The elves in ROPe look like your average human. There's barely any distinction to be made, even the ears themselves look only slightly pointed. How am I supposed to believe that they are different race than humans?

the idea of Galadriel not sweating is a major loss and I reject it

>Jackson’s depiction is the definitive
Definitive to his movies, not to anything else
His elves don't look anything like how Tolkien envisioned them, or act like he described them

how did Tolkien describe them?

with a personality

She's not "otherworldly", she's just a generic anglo horseface with a bloom filter slapped on her face.

Just watch her act in any more, she's super charismatic and steals every scene she's in