>Are taller than normal Orcs
>Are named Orc-High
Tolkien…. buddy….
Are taller than normal Orcs
James Brooks
Blake Green
>greedy jew race died in "Khazar doom"
Liam Collins
>Yes I’d like to apply for Vice President
>Name? Uh, Treacherous Foulmouth
Wyatt Long
>etymology of Théoden means "king"
>King "King"
And people consider this to be a smart series?
David Anderson
Grayson Moore
>movie is about throwing a ring back into the place it came from
>main character is called Throw-the-O Back-In
Bravo
Jaxon Reyes
>fiery mountain where doom is decided
>I shall call it.... MOUNT DOOM
this J.R.R. guy seems like a hack ngl. Next you'll tell me he names all his mountain ranges off the color wheel, or calls a standalone mountain something like "the Lonely Mountain" lmao
Bentley Garcia
>Big bad dude is called Sauron
>second bad guy is called SAUROMAN.
Really?
Really?
Leo Turner
Dylan Stewart
>guy that walks around
>named strider
Xavier Jones
>mordor
>doesn’t invest in more door to keep Sam and Frodo from entering
John Phillips
All this sudden shitting on The Lord of the Rings films on Any Forums is an Amazon psy-op and you can't convince me otherwise.
Cameron Hall
>Character named Borrowmir
>"If you would but lend me the ring?"
Really? This guy is the father of modern Fantasy?
William Jenkins
>2 important characters are siblings
>One is boorish, the other is fair
>Name them fucking Booromir and Fairamir
Fucking Christ
Juan Hill
>gone-door
>door isn't gone until the final book/movie
Henry Robinson
they tried to get a door added to the volcano but the local council knocked them back due to some bullshit about c02
Evan Watson
Jackson trilogy memes are comfy
ROP memes are hateful
Know the difference, newfag. We’re just having a good time.
Eli Lewis
Nasty ghoul
David Murphy
>A-NON
>possesses A-NON-functioning brain incapable of understanding sarcasm
Carter Lopez
>wants to hold the ring
>BORROW-mir
Hunter Collins
>shaped like a star
>Forostar, Andustar
wow, very imaginative /s
Kevin Baker
>trees who can't get laid
>"fanny gone" forest
Kevin Campbell
cry harder tranny
Landon Foster
>called nasty ghoul
>isn't actually nasty but wears a /fa/ crown instead
Expectations subverted.
Jaxson Robinson
Good post
Eli Bailey
>Hello everyone, this is my nephew and niece, Eoman and Eowoman
Julian Price
That's Eowomyn to you, chud.
Joseph Collins
its just a meme don't take it to seriously
Connor Russell
>fags try to force a stale meme ages after it stopped being funny
>it’s shit
It’s about as stale as Joe Kerr and Amanda Mayward threads