>"HARRRRRYYYY POTTTTTEERRRRR DID YOU PUT FEMALE PRONOUNS IN THE GOBLET OF BRIDGET" Dumbledore pondered aloud calmly.
>"N-no sir , that was the trannies in hufflepuff sir" said Harry in a quivering voice,deathly afraid of the half naked headmaster standing before holding a dakimakura of bridget from guilty gear, "But I don't see the problem honestly, now that shes a girl its not gay to fa..."
>"GIRL? TITS? GAY, POTTER? YOU THINK I FAP TO BRIDGET BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL, POTTER? ITS BECAUSE HE'S A FAILED MAN! THERES NOTHING MORE HOTTER THAN CUMMING INSIDE A MIND-BROKEN BOY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE STOLE HIS ENTIRE WARDROBE FROM A NEARBY CONVENT."
>"But, sir", Harry said as he deigned to stretch the legs of reason to the rabid headmaster "Aren't trannies and femboys both the same flavour of mental illness?"
>Harry had little to no time to prepare as the headmaster struck him across the face with the dakimakura he was holding, causing naive student to fall to the ground, and the subsequent stretching of the legs as the Dumbledore stomped on Harry's face repeatedly, calmly.
>"ITS JUST DIFFERENT, POTTER! IVE ALWAYS BEEN GAY FOR BRIDGET, POTTER! GRINDLEWALD USED TO DRESS UP AS HIM JUST FOR ME POTTER, AND WOULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH A YOYO AND A BIKELOCK TO MY ANUS. TRANNIES ARE ABOMINATIONS, BRIDGET IS MY OTONOKO. YOU KNOW WHAT OTONOKO MEANS POTTER? IT MEANS BOYWIFE. BRIDGET WAS MY BOYWIFE , POTTER. AND THE TRANNIES TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME! NO MORE!"
>Dumbledore stopped his calm onslaught upon Harry's fragile frame, and handed him a pistol.
>"here you go, Potter. You've always had the chud phenotype, with the glasses and the jewish actor and whatnot. I need you to take this gun and shoot up the hufflepuff common room. For my sake. Make sure to scream something about "heil jk rowling 1488" to divert attention from myself. Off you go. 45 points to gryffindor"
"HARRRRRYYYY POTTTTTEERRRRR DID YOU PUT FEMALE PRONOUNS IN THE GOBLET OF BRIDGET" Dumbledore pondered aloud calmly
obsessed
fuck off
Too fucking long. This is better suited for Reddit.
Any Forums is reddit though
the jews should have cast dumbledore as a black man
Any Forums is /qa/ actually
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10/10 would read again
>10/10 would read again
Why the selfie user?
>Why the selfie an-ACK!
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/qa/ddit*
Is it true that troonslaters just changed everything to say he’s a girl in the new GG? He’s always been a boy dressed like a girl
first Any Forums has never ending troon threads now it infects Any Forums
Homosexuality is worse than troonism, but otherwise 10/10.
Why the fuck does this cancer off topic thread get to stay up while actual tv and film discussion gets 404
I do not know as I am not a member of the janitorial staff.
why did you enter and engage with a thread you knew would just piss you off