Do those brainlet writers even read Tolkien. They force everything into looking like GoT because obviously their soulless research showed them that sell (the got new series copy the same thing but at least they have the excuse of being in the right franchise).
The elves are just ..men
Elijah Brown
Jackson Rogers
RIP Crassus
David Thompson
I guarantee you haven't read Tolkien. Fuck off
Camden Ortiz
did I insult you that you can't read books?
Dominic Perez
Other than character names, this show is in no way related to any of Tolkien's work.
Gavin Watson
Wrong again, chud. There are also place names from the appendices.
Jeremiah Hill
I like how they even hired GoT actors.
Brandon Hall
why does she value life so little
William Robinson
>There are also place names from the appendices.
Really? No, shit! It's still not Tolkien's writing in any way, shape or form.
Connor Barnes
>fictional names aren't a way, shape and form of writing
Failing basic linguistics, I see.
Tyler Bailey
Kill yourself tranny
Nolan Baker
what is dialogue
>Always did have a talent for lurking.
>Took weeks before he worked up the courage to court me proper.
>Two weeks at most.
>It was five.
>You're lying. She's lying. She may play coy now, but she was a moon-eyed girl in love from the moment we met
It's written for mindless, reality show binge watchers. Which probably explains why you're so captivated by it.
Jason Bailey
Ok Gaiman, when you were jacking off pointing out harfoots are "brown" did you consider dwarvn females beards?
Liam Carter
but what of Bad Solonius?
Robert Sanders
The commander looked like an elf though, look at those cheekbones and pale eyes
Robert White
This is what an elf should look like, as per Tolkien's own paintings
Leo Watson
lewd
Jaxson Green
There will no longer ever be a day in which people can say that elves don't look a certain way, or people in Middle-earth don't look a certain way.
- Ismael Cruz Córdova
Ayden Martinez
Exposing yourself for not reading the books yourself dipshit.
Juan Adams
Why would Amazon delete such a brave statement?
Jose Thompson
Because she's immortal and if she dies she gets respawn in Valinor
The better question is why she values her mission so little to the point of risking it at every step of the way, why is she so impatient for someone who can live forever and has lived 4000 years
Christopher Sanchez
> DID YOU SAY RIDE
Imagine having the delusion people won't notice it's fanfiction.
Brody Watson
the next scene is just comical
Joshua Gomez
why does she value elendil's life so little
Charles Wright
Not having sex in 2 weeks
Carson Baker
She's a real grill, she likes horses. Just like me!
What a fucking wine-aunt show, bloody hell.
Camden Price
> men, ladies, user?
you called?
Christopher White
It's actually quite a nice character moment for her desu. It's just jarring
Asher Brown
He was LITERALLY the bad guy here. I usually enjoy this ethical gray zone, but I'm pretty sure the brainlet writers thought he's "the good guy because he didn't use violence" lol absolute commies.