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What is going on in America's national parks?
Easton Nguyen
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Landon Robinson
national parks are a popular place to go manhunting
>1. you can bring guns
>2. plenty of people hiking alone
>3. no one will ever fucking find the body
Luis Bennett
Is this one better? the first movie was just le rednecks lost a kid. I want the spooky stuff, I want the David Pladius who thinks bigfoot is real shit.
Benjamin White
Bigfoot /thread
Hunter Bailey
haven't seen that but I'm assuming it's about people going missing there? nothing new, people have been disappearing and getting murdered at national parks for like the last century. in fact I think it's LESS likely for a body to be discovered at national parks because they lack hunters and people randomly fucking about in the woods
Cameron Phillips
Cursed land and too many fuckin paranormal shit going on in the woods.
Ayden Ward
This one is much better
Jackson Kelly
They show your typical "ooohhh some dude got lost in the woods" story. There is a particularly creepy record of what may or may not be some mysterious creatures call (depending on how you believe it, either it's bigfoot howl or some confused Chinese immigrants). It took a turn into comedy when they suggest the aliens/bigfoot have some form of camo tech akin to Predator.
Zachary Bell
It's probably a lot of different things instead of just one thing. Probably all really normal
Samuel Howard
How much are just people committing suicide? Happens in our woods all the time. They drive out and disappear.
Camden Johnson
>Probably all really normal
Bigfoot's fingers type this.
Easton Jackson
Like 99% of these are foul play.
Ayden Sanders
Has it been debunked?
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Tyler King
I legit thought there is some crazy serial killer lurking in the woods. Probably picking them up like hunter tracking down deers. Otherwise we might got some secret suicide forest type thing like the one in Japan.
Asher Ramirez
Fake video. Real Bigfoot would have incinerated the cameraman with his plasma caster.
Elijah Walker
Paulides / his producers were cagey in the first one and they're cagey in this up until the last segment, where the ultraterrestrial stuff finally comes out.
Chase Hughes
caves motherfucker, you know em?
Jace Parker
This shit is creepy as fuck...
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Nathan Price
Bears, big cats? Ridiculous.
Giant monkey people with zero evidence except a grainy ancient video? Logical.
Grayson Allen
Some guy manage to stabilize the footage a while ago.
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The comment section is a fun read.
Owen Martin
I donno where you guys are getting this nonsense about psycho killers in the national parks. I'm in the forests every week with duct tape and a huge hunting knife wearing a ball gag and leather spiked underwear and I've never seen a crazy person around just normal hikers.
Nathan Kelly
Nothing. Paulides is a grifter carny fuck.
Ian Ross
That could still be the case retard. Look at the maps of disappearances and the maps of cave entrances. There could be some underground murder cult or something out there.
Parker Robinson
standard deboonk is "caves"
Isaiah Reed
Yeah but how do they leave nothing behind?
Brayden Bailey
>i-is that a delusional hyporthermia victim stacking their clothes??? IM GOING INSANE!!!
Landon Rivera
Dogman > Bigfoot
William Robinson
en.wikipedia.org
>On November 24, 2012, DNA Diagnostics, a veterinary laboratory headed by Ketchum, issued a press release prior to peer review claiming that their DNA sequencing study confirmed the existence of a hominin hybrid cross between modern humans with an unknown primate
Alright who among you fucked the bigfoot?
Levi Thomas
Just some kids playing around on boomers
Ayden Lewis
Is this squatchkino?
Brandon Richardson
Mostly normal shit spiced up by ignoring inconvenient evidence, relying on unreliable eye witness accounts several years after the fact, and discarding valid theories in favor of crytpids. A handful of cases probably involve some kind of foul play, and a small few might even be some kind of spoopy innawoods serial killer just based off statistical chance.