Why did they force cortana to wear shoes

why did they force cortana to wear shoes

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vidya sharia law

Why did they force her to wear clothes at all?

can appear as anything

appears like this

fucking fridge body

why did they force cortana to wear a shirt

Why did they giver a her plain body and uncanny valley face? Because they hate you and want to smash and mutilate whatever you cherish. Why did they make her a literal cuck? Because they hate you and want to smash and mutilate whatever you cherish.

Someone post side-by-side comparisons of all Cortana versions. See how they massacred your girl.

Sarah Gadon would have played a perfect Cortana. She's even played a holographic A.I before.

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yeah, but the weapon seems innocent and affectionate

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I saw somebody make a review about the Halo show and it actually looked kind of cool at least the aliens. Was it really a bad show?

yeah it sucked
I can make a supercut of it if Any Forums is interested

yeah, about as bad as the last 3 halo games

It's probably fine if you know nothing about Halo, but they went so out of their way to do everything wrong and annoy anyone that knows even the most basic lore and shit about the game its unreal

worse, but not by much imo

Why does a hologram needs shoes for?

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So creepy footcucks wouldn't make threads like this but it didn't work

in the future we'll all have holographic/robotic gadonfus

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For stepping on me

>shoulders wider than hips
That's a man

The internet meltdown after the MC banged a chick was very entertaining