23 yr old virgin

i'm afraid theyll laugh at my pathetic dick, it looks like a pea

who cares? Say that is your hobby and you do it only to know chicks

how do you even get girlfriends in the first place? pick up lines seem cringe and all those pick-up channels seem like trying them someplace other than a third world country would get you arrested. so far i'm just trying being friends and letting things flow naturally but im 22 and i'm still not getting anywhere. please chads of Any Forums, tell me how to get laid

What film are you talking about?

lmao try 26

if a woman laughed at my dick i'd cut her face up

How can you have a problem getting laid in America? Isn't it the easiest thing in the world?

they were raised in the "don't touch/look at/talk to the opposite sex" generation, what do you expect? Every single piece of media labels anyone who so much as looks at or comments on a women's looks as a creep. What do you expect?

Boomers had it easy, it was EXPECTED of men to hit on women back then so they were always trying. As always, feminists ruined everything

just bee yourself :^)

Unrealistic

mine is 5 inch, is it over?

just have self confidence stupid

just lick her clit and fingerfuck her hole.

>Man who spends all day on the internet and never talks to women wonders why he's a virgin

Truly a mystery

not everyone was blessed with a BBC, you know?

you're still hopeful, don't you? lmao.

i do. i asked a girl out last year at work but she wasn't interested even though i thought she was. don't know what to do tbqh

Im 32 khv myself

So what, I will, die alone and virgin too, I don't care, think about it with our deaths the next generation will have less ugly people on it, besides just jack off to porn or anime tiddies, I get fulfilled by jacking off to porn

I can help you with that, grab some lube and take off your pants

>licking a hole smeared of cum and piss
that's for cucks

>Isn't it the easiest thing in the world?
It's only easy if you're
>a woman
>a white Chad
>black
It's nightmare mode otherwise

>could have had sex in high school and then again in college but was worried about regretting it
>realized I was a retard a few years later
>decided to just wait until marriage because 23 is too late to lose it otherwise

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Oh fun, are you going to dilate your stinking rotting zombie flesh wound you mentally ill tranny faggot?

>he wants to get married
>he wants to wait for sex until he's married
>in 2022

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The "gen z don't have sex" thing is a meme, the studies that were done for teens in the nineties were bias because everyone would just lie about getting laid

t. lied about being sexually active at 14 years old because my nurse kinda looked like Tera Patrick

You made the right choice. Save yourself for the right person

this sounds like cope but women don't care how big your dick is. Half of them are bisexual anyway and won't care if you even have a penis

>The "gen z don't have sex" thing is a meme
It's not, it's that they don't recognize it's only the boys not having sex. The girls have more sex than any previous generation because being a slut is encouraged.

>Saving yourself for marriage when the woman definitely won't

It should nbe easy unless yoou have severe social autism. Just go to a bar, poeople don't have any standards

The amount of non-christian girls that choose to wait has got to be ridiculously low. The prospects are grim

dumb esl

Jesus, you really need to get off Any Forums

>this sounds like cope
because it is cope.

You poor fool.

People with small dicks are so fucking annoying, your dick plays no part in you getting laid, if the bitch has already gone through the effort of deciding to fuck you, she's not just gonna leave the room because you have a fuckin 4 incher.

Hey, just because the culture has gone to shit, doesn't mean you have to either

spics don't seem to be incel either those monkeys breed like rabbits

my wife divorced me when she undressed me for the first time

It's over for me I'm just gonna move to tokyo at least I'll have a kino cyberpunk life

if it were easy 1/3 of men wouldn't be sexless
men don't have standards but women have insane standards. if you are hot as shit and a social god you aren't getting laid unless you're extremely lucky

dicklets are fake incels, always have been.

>I'm going to deliberately handicap myself and fuck myself over because I want to LARP that it's the 1800s
Lol alright man you do you.

reminder there are people, formerly posters on these threads, who now are enjoying the weekend with their girlfriends/wives while comoletely forgetting their Any Forums bros.