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How do you even write a character as described by Tolkien like Galadriel? She would just be a male aragorn.

Why did Sauron choose to become a random man lost in the sea?

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sounds like galadriel is a shitty mary sue character and they've improved her

Why didn't they show Miriel's father? Maybe he is Sauron?

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so do these dumb ass hobbits get lost if they arn't within eye sight?

How the fuck did they make the worg look like fuckng pumba from the lion king

If it weren’t for the Halbrand and Meteor Man mysteries, I’d drop this shit in a heartbeat.

ep 3 was dogshit

>She would just be a male aragorn.
In what sense? They're both wise and lordly, but that's about the extent of their similarities.

Probably wanted to go back to Valinor
Probably wanted to be "saved" by Numenorians and work himself up to corrupt them

>Producers claim they have enough content for 10 seasons of this show

At the pace it's going, I fucking believe it.

It depends on which version of Tolkien’s Galadriel you’re referring to.

lol FAGGOT

If he's meant to be smart he's acting pretty fucking retarded..
> Pickpocket a sea-captain infront of everyone in the palace
> Rob a blacksmith and then assault 5 citizens
Explain to me why the Queen wouldn't immediately execute him if he was granted free reign to explore the city and the first thing he does is rob a sea captain, rob a blacksmith of his sigil, and then assault 5 people, crippling one of them. She would look so fucking bad if she didn't execute him after that.

is meteor man gandalf or sauronman?

So the Southlands are eventually going to become Mordor, right?

plot twist: sauron doesn't want to be bad anymore but he got rejected by valinor and then numenoreans treat him like shit and he starts desiring vengeance

Hes not Sauron

...?

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OH LAWDY WE FINNA FIND A KANG FO DEM RANGZ

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Well Sauronman came first and hates hobbits. So if they mistreat him along the way its safe bet definitely Sauronman
If not then clearly Gandalf

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Absolutely.

Totally Gandalf.

I wonder what they are going to do with the actor after the twist. Is he going to be playing Sauron fully while looking more or less the same? Are we going to have a "humanized", quipping Sauron?

What was the point of this scene?

thought meteor man was a blue wizard

someone really went
>yes that looks good

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continually posting this has desensitized me, its still not good but i dont cringe as hard, thank you

> that scowling and being condescending to everyone
that's not galadriel that's daenarys

Morf is one of the few women in the world that looks better when she's not smiling.

>entire chain scene
All i could think of is what the fuck are you idiots doing?

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Plot twist: her father is Théoden King

She is unironically one of the most beautiful black sisters I've seen in my life. After the disappointment of that terrible witch like morfydd smile, I name this sister the queen of beauty and love of TLoTRTRoP

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It's very clear that she's going on an arc of being humbled into being FOTR's Galadriel.

its the shot, and the fact that the directors are retarded

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She's not a Mary Sue in either portrayal. Canon Galadriel has flaws, she desires lordship and has temptations and bad motivations (revenge against Fëanor for example). Rangz Galadriel is just weak in different, dumber ways. She's a petulant child who is terrible at dealing with other people, which is should be her greatest strength and it gets her into trouble constantly. Amazon made this Galadriel into an insufferable undiplomatic girlboss who whines about how hard she's had it and can't command.

The real Stu thus far has been Arondir. He is utterly flawless, brave and kind even to evil racist devil worshippers. His present predicament is caused by the failures of others, not by his own failures (unlike Galadriel who caused a mutiny because she was being a massive cunt to her underlings). If some human called Galadriel "knife ears" she'd never sit there and calmly take it.

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what if that human guy is sauron and he turns evil again because galadriel friendzones him

why is Ar-Pharazon called Ar-Pharazon when that's his king name and he's just chancellor?

>>entire chain scene
When reddit weebs watch too many wuxia movies and then write screenplay.

Still, the core is there.
They dug too greedy and too deep. Because its in their nature.
Rings might help, but yes: Call it hubris if you want to.
It really doesn't matter how its done, but its a matter that its done to sell the hubris and greed. If the showrunners and writers are competent enough is a entirely different matter, and so far the show is disappointing.

To show that she likes horses.
Smile = like
Horse = horse

nonsense she's already one of the older and respected elves at this point

lol

hol up, y'all mf's told me that halbrand is sauron
now y'all are saying that he not?
make up ya mind fools

Rangz Galadriel is a bad mixture of late-GOT Daenerys and Rey from NuWars.

These are the only plotlines worth anything I agree, with the possible inclusion of Elrond-Durin although it's still a bit early to tell.

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its worse then wuxia, wuxia at looks
>alright arrogant dipshit is clearly flexxing
This is just non nonsensical

What if its not Sauromon or Gandalf but a Red Wizard or Blue Wizard?

hotter than both combined

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Well, in the books Sauron was at the height of his power, after basically coming on top after a war against the elves, when Numenor came (again) to defeat him and he became their prisoner willingly to corrupt them from within because he couldn't defeat their armies by force. I imagine this would be an oversimplified version of that plot. That Sauron (somehow) orchestrated this little infiltration into Numenor and plans to smith his way up the ranks. But Sauron had already created the ring at this point, which was the cause for that earlier war he ended up sorta winning (against the elves at least).

Halbrand is a corruption of Hal-Barad which means Tall Tower. Also shares a word with Barad-Dur.

Ah, now it all makes sense!

Neither, he's going to be a new Istari who was never mentioned before. He will be the Red Wizard and I actually applaud them for not ruining a lore-established character.

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Why does he look like he could be Miriel’s father when she’s supposed to be two years older than him?

I am down SO BAD for this hobbit qt holy shit

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I love Morf's little rat face.

>blackie in chains
Amazon....what the fuck are you doing?? Not cool.

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the zoomed out shot looks like one of those movie with ratards

And Celebrimbor’s tower and whenever he uses it to forge the RANGZ, I’m looking forward to it.

i disagree
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Most misused instance of slow motion I've seen in some time.

very cute

>completely mogs Galadriel

Morfbros.....

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The whole Numenor incident looks like it's intended to give him motive to fuck over Numenoreans later on, after Pharazon becomes king. Like, he sinks Numenor simply out of spite because Numenonreans were mean.

Sauron is the Joker.

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>morf clears

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booba!

wtf you told me women weren't allowed to have boobs anymore

>reducing Sauron’s scheme into “ayy you were mean to me now Imma fuck your shit up”
Please no.

You're delusional lol.
> No tits
> No ass
> Mediocre face

I liked episode 3. The show starts to get more and more kino with each episode.

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this bitch cannot act, all she does is make her eyes look crazy and flare her nose and calls it a day

AWOOOGA, ME LIKELY MILKY

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That's actually sexy. Very hard for white women to dance like that. Thanks for posting it, user. After that slow motion scene and her witch like smile my heart is broken

habadaba humina

>buck breaking subplot actually occurring
Tell me with a straight face this isn't kino.

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Answer the question fags

>Convenient rope/harness placed under the boobs
You just know the guy who designed that dress was a coomer

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>who designed that dress
Seamstressing was for women

so the sauron will turn the nog elf into a ork next episode?

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