Le bad ass boomer

>le bad ass boomer
I could have killed Mike with one good punch
I'm in my mid 30s and 5'8

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Is that so?

mike saw you coming through 3 plaster walls and shot you through the head

Here's what we're gonna do

Mike uses weapons
You know, the shit that actual wars are fought with right?
>but my 10 years of MMA!!!!
Is fucking useless outside of starting fights with drunk retards

Generations from least to most badass:

>Gen Z
>Gen Alpha
>Millennial
>Boomer
>Gen X
>Greatest Generation
>Silent Generation

the people he uses weapons on, also have weapons

the people he uses weapons on, are much younger than him, therefore are sharper, fitter, and can endure more

The trope of some old fucking gary sue wallhacking headshots is beyond idiotic, its the most idiotic trope in the series by far actually

This makes you a criminal.

They're not sharper when it comes to tactics which is all that matters. The first shot to land is going to decide the outcome 99% of the time. Mike's far better at knowing where to be and what to do, which comes with years of experience

>5’8”
trust me little buddy, you couldn’t

>5'8

>5'8
How does it feel knowing that women don't perceive you as a man?

lmao you're delusional

Mike would kick the solid shit out of you and turn you liquid

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Jonathan Banks is 5’7” and you faggots are 5’9” retards who think they’re 5’11”

so Mike is a manlet and has a solid crew of manlests backing him up?

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First of all cinnabon sucks ass. They might have a good mocha at the airport, but the cinnamon crispies with icing dip is complete shit.

I actually did 6 days for Netflix setting up a one-off stranger things shop, and a cinnabon was ironically across the way in the mall. They didn't have a single picture of Gene takovic they blew it

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>can endure more
Ah yes I can relate to this. Back in my 20s I could take at least 5 shots to the head, nowadays that I'm 40, I can only do two or three shots to the head max.

>this man is canonically supposed to be 27 years old

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>the people he uses weapons on, are much younger than him, therefore are sharper, fitter, and can endure more
Right, every 22 year old gangbanger is in fact a crackshot and could probably best any experienced gunman because they b yung n sheeit. Just ask my gaping asshole for any follow-up questions, thx.

>Kills niggers

Ok now I understand the hype.

What is this show again? will definitely watch it now.

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>5'8
Mike would just set a mousetrap

is that so... bitch?

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Let boomers have their fun

Kek