The last video game you played is now getting a Netflix adaptation

>The last video game you played is now getting a Netflix adaptation
How fucked is it?

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hunt showdown, its pretty fucked already

Raid shadow legends. Would be kino as fuck but you have to pay 50$ an episode to watch the last three episodes.

>Half-Life 2
Puerto Rican Gordon Freeman, she-boon Alyx Vance, Asian Barney Calhoun, Mexican Dr. Mossman, white Dr. Breen (because he’s evil) and white Dr. Kleiner (because he’s goofy, and a bit inept, so it’s fine that he’s white)

yeah, it’s fucked

Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous
Holy Based

You forgot
>Mossman and Alyx being lesbians

Final fantasy 7, we're so fucked bros

Mafia. I mean, just call Martin Scorsese or whatever.

>Tifa and Barret confirmed
>three-episode arc on the Cloud crossdressing shit
>Cloud and Sephiroth definitely gay for each other

Age of Empires 2. lol I mean, Netflix already replaces European civs with whatever the fuck they want anyway.

The last of us part 2. Nothing changes except the lesbian sex scenes are the main focus of each episode.

Elite: Dangerous. Not much to fuck up there other than making Aisling Duval black.

>Nothing changes except the lesbian sex scenes are the main focus of each episode
uh, kino??

Xenoblade 3. It's fucked.

League of legends already got a Netflix adapation tho.

>Into the Breach
Can't be worse than Pacific Rim 2.

>Bayonetta
I reckon it's mostly alright.
The good:
>violent
>dirty jokes and skimpy outfits
>stylised
>mostly faithful to the source story
The stuff that will make Any Forums seethe
>Bayo is the only white main character, Jean is black/middle-eastern
>a lot of "fuck christianity" subtext
The bad
>dodgy cgi
>tonally awful at times because the director would be a hack who can't into japanese fuckery
>marvel-lite at other times
>at least one tranny
>fan-service shots of men to subvert sexist expectations

>tetris

I just realised that I don't think netflix has had an erotic lesbian arthouse drama film?
The closest I can think of is Orange is the New Black

>squad
Show is about a newly recruited female grenadier and centers around toxic masculinity. Squad leader is a sexist southerner, commander is a black transwoman.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PACIFIC RIM 2

>aladdin
disney already remade it i cant do this shit again,

>a very discount Tron with lots of tongue-in-cheek humour and purposely dated 80s references

>TF2
At least there's already a black guy