>my mother is asking for grandkids while I haven't even had sex
Comedies for these feels? I'm 99% this is a plot somewhere
My mother is asking for grandkids while I haven't even had sex
Jason Peterson
Leo Stewart
Lmao virgin
Brayden Ross
My mother recently asked me if I ever sold my sperm to a sperm bank because that was basically the only chance she had left for grandkids.
Blake Walker
You'd better do it fast, mine committed suicide because she realized I'd never find a woman to make a child with
William Bell
thank god my sister is insane and will have like 17 kids
William Baker
There's no woman ever think like in op pic. Dreaming of having a family is a man wishes, not women
Landon Diaz
Landon Watson
>siblings have children
>mother stops asking when I'm gonna get a gf
Michael Flores
The idea of asking for grandkids is so weird to me. Like just because you fell for the having kids meme, you want me to do it too? No thanks.
Camden Mitchell
Do women really think like this in showere? I imagine they just masturbate to that ONS with a stud five years ago
Wyatt Butler
>haven't even had sex
>haven't even had sex
Assuming you're actually a biological woman this is a great advantage. The kind of guy who's actually willing to commit to the point of marriage and kids will greatly prefer a virgin.
William Reed
good morning sir
Isaiah Fisher
arranged marriage
Henry Hernandez
even if you're fat you get approached by guys all the time, don't lie
Ian Walker
Nobody in my family even asks. They take it for granted there won't be any
Noah Evans
Christ that’s brutal
Anthony Walker
no even better
Colton Brooks
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Jaxon Edwards
As if a sperm bank would accept your low value genes, those eugenetic mother fuckers only accept semen from successful men with good features and no chronic illnesses
Brayden Price
If their dna doesn't get passed and there are no grandkids it means their life has been basically totally wasted. It's the greatest failure and they get to see it before they die.
Michael Fisher
Marty from 1955. The main character has this conversation beat for beat with his mother
Nathaniel Cooper
Lmao same. Even my 91 year old grandfather doesn’t ask. I wonder if they think I’m gay
Logan White
If you're a Any Forums shut in like me who only goes to work and then return to empty apartment to shitpost on Any Forums then we could meet and change our futures
Sebastian Gomez
A proper punishment for their hybris.
Julian Jackson
Nigga I ain't reading all that shit
Juan Butler
And here's your prize for removing yourself from the genepool.