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Serious question, why don't you just watch porn???

>this guy was a NEET until age 73
We're all gonna make it, bros

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The Whore of Oldtown

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>The queen died before TWOW was released

yeah just grab a real white stag and have him stare wistfully

>british royal family has like 60 people in the direct line of succession, not to mention daughters that got married off, etc
>every major GOT house (except the Freys) has like 5 people left
>purely done so houses can be killed off
pretty retarded desu

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This is cinema and television now bro, you best get used to it.

Also because those are minor houses in a feudal land while the house of Windsor is the ruling family of Britain and has splintered off over decades, and they're in a time in which the family is no longer in wars or at risk from everyday disease.

Song of Ice and fire has cadet branches. The Tyrells had two older brothers for Loras (so that he could take the Kingsgard oaths with a purpose rather then mince around for 5 seasons) and a number of surviving cadet lines, the Lannisters have cadet lines including the 'lesser' Lannisters of Lanisport. The Arryns have a cadet branch in Gulltown (as well as 'Harry the Heir, who is of House Hardyng but has been stated would assume the Arryn name if he inherited).

Royal lines going extinct was a very real problem before the 18th century, and you can bet people were gonna go to war over which distance cousin gots the thrown. It happened to the Spanish

Other minor noble houses in the UK have a ton of members too. When you have one couple have 5 kids and then their kids have 5 kids etc the numbers grow a lot, even if some of those kids are dying in childhood or in wars when they get older. And even now when the birthrate is much lower, they still have larger numbers.
>and they're in a time in which the family is no longer in wars or at risk from everyday disease.
This is all the more reason it's weird that they don't have more kids. The response to war and disease is having a lot of kids

SOON

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Well that was rather anticlimactic....

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I was really surprised how much I liked this. I'm not a fan of Matt Smith in pretty much anything I've seen him in as well, and I thought he was fucking great in this. Everyone has been great to be honest, even the black Targ, who if they're a diversity hire, they hired a great actor regardless.

thats too bad, mine really went places

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The mortality rate in ASOIAF is very high, due to war, disease, childbirth, etc. Not so high here in the 21st century.

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>ywn be Daeron the Young Dragon and come back from war without being assassinated to spend all your free time breeding each of your three sisters and spawning a massive family with pure blood.

Why are her pupils so dilated?

the good end

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youtu.be/25KABvPbq-U

I just want to go back.

>what is modern sanitation and medicine
anyway Grrm talks about the dozens of random relatives each major house has. For instance, there’s probably hundreds of Lannisters, which gets brought up a few times. Arryns have the gulltown arryns. Baratheons has actual Baratheons with smaller holds, plus sone cadet dynasties.
Tyrells and half the houses of the reach are cadets from House Gardner.
They just left those details out of the show to add to suspense.

Because everything is so fucking dark gee night vision kicked in.