Reminds me of the boner I got as a child to the original scene

Reminds me of the boner I got as a child to the original scene.

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Damn, did they really leave the child trafficking story in the remake?

I’m surprised this isn’t a bigger deal. Isn’t Pinocchio a famous movie? Nobody seems to care about this

Mousebros...

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I didn't even know it existed until I saw the thumbnail while watching the muppet show.

People have had an ass full of “live action style” tp remakes of their catolog.
I don’t think a single one has been good, and they have made 10 of them
People are also really tired of tom Hanks shatick

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Oh no no no

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Hot

bro i just remembered this gave me a boner too, why tho?

It's amazing how CGI just gets worse and worse every year.

>51 second mark
>he just slides across a felt tabletop without his feet moving, because the animators fucked up a single keyframe during crunch
BRAVO, WALT DISNEY COMPANY

all of these live action remakes with complete reliance on CGI are so fucking gross to look at they're borderline horror films.

They're so cynical and manufactured, nobody seems to give a shit and neither does the audience.

Pinnochio's a great movie, but this sucks the SOUL out of it unironically.

>dumbo
>the lion king
>Aladdin
>lady and the tramp
>Beauty and the beast
>mulan
>the jungle book
> Cinderella
Have any of these been good?
No

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>Autism about The Black Fairy
>When the CGI is THIS bad
Disney's growing monopoly on media and its consequences have been a disaster.

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This is now a thread for the only good movie left to release this year And Amsterdam, which not enough people talk about here

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I thought Cinderella and The Jungle Book were alright. However, definetly neither were as good as the original.

Fucking tf fetish.
Ah well, at least I didn't troon.

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Shoto pedo?
Does this movie hold the record for shirtless boy screen time?

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sauce?

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Wouldn't it be funny if those donkeys were used for sex? Just a random thought I had, haha.

It so obvious half of the staff were furries. Especially the guy who animated the fox

UH OH STINKY

its zemekis, so disney is throwing it/him under the bus to try to get him to give up back to the future and roger rabbit.

yea they manufactured some controversy that didn't go anywhere, as even normal people were saying
>oh god what the fuck