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I can't believe they actually inserted Buck Breaking into LOTR.

she wants to fuck sauron and have destiny babies...

Galadriel is FLAT

Yes. She actually says that word for word they were gifted it by the Valar for standing with the elves. Then she says this. I mean it's beyond stupid.

She wants to fuck the horse

Thought the episode was fairly good with a ton of book/movie references. Couple were a bit too on the nose, like the obvious Bilbo's party reference, but w/e
Harfoot stuff looks cool but was pretty boring in all honesty
Galadriel on Númenor suddenly turned into the bit that you want to see the most where the raft stuff just felt like filler.

They are using the end of episode cliffhangers well too. Adar is quite intriguing for a straight up OC

They made the men of westernesse into amerimutts and the easterlings into whites. But then they had the muttoids doing racism against easterlings and thus double woked into accidentally being based.

why do the shorten isildur to isil???!?!

its so fucking gay

>muh frens and sistah call me by my pet name
soo cool

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And she did

Some may hate the elves but I doubt the Numenoreans want to go to war with the Noldor tbqh

could they though?

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>A cruel and cunning sorcerer... they called him SAURON!
>And his most devoted servant... Sauronman

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So isildur is gonna bang his sister right?

>our ancestors weren't given anything
lmao, coming from Numenoreans, the most pampered peoples in tolkiens setting

Oh whoops I didn't even look at the pic because numenor was full of chinks and blacks and other less readily identifiable specimens.

Give me 400% more of this orc shit and I will call this series kino.

>A hot and attractive sorcerer...

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bros... the costumes.... i just can't

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Mommy milkers.

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why is Galadriel dressed in rags? fuck this show.

They brought back the meme orc actor

fucking BTN now I'll have to pay for month of Prime Video

They had to know. Some brave costume designer out there probably gonna get fired over this. He could’ve given her a standard princess cut/empire waist but instead he gave us full teardrop hemline on those major milkers. Based beyond belief.

I have the new episode on and completely checked out with the absolutely retarded slo-mo shots of Galadriel on the horse.

She changes into a pretty dress not long after getting to Numenor

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was you surprised this nigga became the only reason to watch this shit show?

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Why do modern tv shows follow like 4 different storylines instead of just one or two?

>casually strolling outside with your bags

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I wouldn't call it rags

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>that scene where our beloved rat has the dreadful yet uncut accent slip
you're in NUMENOR not WALES
how could they leave that in

WTF I love RoP now

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>galadriel
>not wearing white
>pretty dress
>drapes upon drapes

Everything is retarded about this show. That's why it's so fun, besides being a billion dollar boondockle.

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Haha I figured out who you were mysterious handsome stranger! You're Adolf Hitler's son!
>Yes, my family almost exterminated all the jews, Galadrielstein.
Our meeting was not by chance, I'll help you break out of jail and we'll travel to Germany together to redeem both our ancestors!

W H A T

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Cute!

i was just at this scene
is this real????
there's no way horses with blue eyes exist wtf

>Negrolos won't cut down a tree
Why not? Do elves not use any wood products? Please no bully I didn't read the books or like the movies.

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Muh queen. I kneel...

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Doubles your chances of having at least one watcheable plot line

An A, B, C, and sometimes D plot has been the norm since The Sopranos normalized it. Nothing wrong with it when done right.

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This is what I was thinking too, user. It doesn't make any logical sense.

Cheesed to meet you.

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So the Stranger is still most likely Gandalf right? Seems like they want to show the founding of the Shire or some shit, unrelated to all the other shit going on in the world.

>Galadriel, you remind me of my daughter and my son combined. But not my other son, he's too normie to be like you

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those blue rags are supposed to be a pretty dress? lol

HEY Any Forums YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A WATER RATION

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cute rata

Most likely, yeah.

Orcs looked dope
Apologise

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did someone say cheese?

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Most watcheable plot line desu

Genuinely like the design. Honestly a lot of the show looks great, it's the writing that's torpedoing this entirely. It's fucking idiotic.

el rato

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But then yyouu have to slog through the shit ones like the Harfoots

Galadriel rides a horse for the first time despite been in middle earth for centeries considering elf land doesn't have horse

CGI Orcs look better and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Can I get an F in the chat?

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>Sauron literally chose to brand a map of Mordor into Finrod
>He leaves the same map all over the fucking planetoid
kek

but why are they literally vampires?
I thought they just hated light