Have an asian character

>have an asian character
>name her Cho Chang
Rowling is just taking the piss at this point

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>be Chinese actress
>go missing
>be named Fan BingBing
Can't make this shit up

There are not NEARLY enough asian actresses with scottish accents in media

Someone wondered why there were no Jewish students and she replied "There's actually someone named Anthony Goldstein."

She made a Jewish kid with literally the most cardboard cutout Jewish name. I'm Jewish and I'd rather her just say "Yeah, I didn't put any Jews in my story, my bad."

But nope. Anthony Goldstein is here to save the day! Oy vey. We already financed the movie, we don't have to be in it too.

>I'm Jewish and

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>surprised that a woman is a bad writer

reminder that harry potter is and always will be a franchise for women.

i mean it could've been Yehudith Goldstein

wish my boy won

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>asian schoolgirl
Maybe I'll give this series a shot

>nooo you can't name jews goldsilvershoahbergowitz that's an antisemitic meme adl help me!!!!!!
"I have been found out!"

Naming your Jewish character Goldstein is like naming your Irish character O'Hara or your Italian character Tony. Literally not even trying.

what did you expect? You want Rowling to name an Asian character Shaniqua Hernandez or something

>hack children's author uses generic ass names so her dumbass audience doesn't get confused
>this like the second holocaust, goyim, ill be waiting for my reparations!
The whole book is a mishmash of generic mythology and stolen ideas, down to the protagonist's name

>asian actresses with scottish accents
ehmmmm..... ehmmmm..... xiusi xiuaiuxniua nuisan iunaiun xuinaiuxniausnxiu

What's your last name?

I wonder what non-American authors name their American characters?

americans in japanese media are hilarious

Jack Smithson
2SMAM0

Finkelstein

something like Emily Li or Sarah Yu. Cho Chang is too similar to Ching Chong. You just know Rowling thought about making it that.

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This is what they think of us. No complaints here.

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not that far off desu

Apparently chouchang is a Chinese word for melancholy which works for the characters state.

more like Wang Chugger if you know what i mean, famda famda famda

Cedric fucked her before dying right?

those are clearly canadian names

>Be Filipino
>Vote for a president named Bongbong
Someone needs to let the SEAmonkeys know they got raped by spics, not bongs.

Whittu piggus arr same

>MIKE TRUK
>BOBSON DUGNUTT
>SLEVE McDICHAEL

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