I LITERALLY just marathoned this, what did I think of it?

I LITERALLY just marathoned this, what did I think of it?

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Someone uploaded a torrent of it. I'm 1 hour in. I thought it would be bad but not this bad. This is not only the worst MCU movie but it might be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life or at least in the top 5. Maybe I could not judge it so badly if I saw it as a kid's film, but jesus fucking christ. They are literally, and I mean literally, doing a joke every 2 minutes. It's like a bad SNL skit. I like that Ragnorak didn't take itself too seriously, but this movie took it too far. It's literally a comedy/parody.

It felt completely average to me, not good or bad

Tbh senpai this shit is awful. Wtf bruh no cap frfr ong

It didn't make justice to the Gorr comic storyline, that's what you think.

I haven't read that but yeah I probably think that

Fucking not good man. Yeah, marvel have always made kids movies but at least they used to put effort into them.

Marvel has given up

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It just needed to cut out the constant jokes around serious moments.

Just even it out. I think Taika was doing a ton of coke and his whore wife Rita Ora probably stressing the fuck out of him.

>I'm 1 hour
Same. They also dressed Thor like a power ranger.

>The gosts were very annoying
>The kids fighting at the end is awful
>Treating the hammers as girlfriends and exs (axes haha)
>Wtf was up with Hercules looking so weird?

What else am I forgetting?

>Thor kinda forgot he deemed Jane worthy and tasked Mjolnir with protecting her
>Mjolnir indirectly kills Jane for some reason
>Gorr buries his daughter and walks fifteen feet to find one of his gods and the negrosword lying on the ground
>Daughter is just Eternity loli LARPing
>Gay rocks
>Valhalla confirmed onscreen, no one's ever really gone, including Jane, Odin and Idris Elba
>Zeus is alive in the post-credits
movie gave me a pretty hearty chuckle, and it didn't even have any jokes

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Which one is Love and which is Thunder?
Wait, neither of them even are Thunder, they're Lightning. What the fuck is happening I'm so confused.

this, but unironically

Thor 1 is still the best one

oi I'm only bloody hercules m8

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>watch a movie
>no cap i just marathoned this movie fr

Got surprised they made the whole WHOR thing better than the comics...also Gorr is pretty cool villain.Too bad Any emotional moments is ruined by too much dumb comedy.
CGI is atrovious

>Natalie's bad acting
>Bale being wasted
>EAT MY HAMMER!
>pretty much most of the dialogue
>Thor can lend his power to anyone (would have been useful against Thanos)
>Sif comes back after being absent for 9 years only to have a cameo
>Guns N Roses tracks used in action scenes FIVE times
I'm sure there's a lot more but honestly, the film was forgettable and I only watched it 24 hours ago.

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>marathon
you do that with series dumbfuck

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