What the fuck do you mean you don't understand? ROCKS LOOK DOWN! What the fuck don't you understand...

What the fuck do you mean you don't understand? ROCKS LOOK DOWN! What the fuck don't you understand? Do you need me to explain it to you?

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>most david bowie ass looking elf of all time (besides lee pace) dies in the first 15 minutes
The fuck

Now galadriel, why do you think the boat floats? Because its made of wood. And what does wood do? It burns. But how do we know the rock isnt made of wood? We could build a bridge out of it. But not like this stone bridge we are standing on. But stone sinks and wood floats. If the stone floats, its a witch like sauron. We hate sauron and need to burn him. If he ever makes a ring, burn it in a mountain. You can thank me later sister. Now go build a boat of stone.

who got the magic clippers in middle earth giving this dude a taper fade

Stop watching garbage

Why are niggers so abusive to their children?

fag ass haircut

it does look expensive though, like he should be on a boyband

Why did the Titanic look down as soon as it touched the rock? Is being a rock infectious?

Boats float because they set out with a destination in mind. They are moving towards a goal looking to the horizon.

Rocks sink because they are complacent and stuck in their way or some shit i dunno it's unfixable.

Forgive him, and his ilk. These early Elves are dumb af desu.

Why does he sound so fucking creepy? He talked to a little girl in a sexy tone

*comes back as an orc that galadriel has to kill*

Bravo bezos

Thanks for the spoiler, faggot.

porn has ruined your brain

Let's be real, since this series has more focus on elf characters, giving them all long hair would have made them indistinguishable from one another.

What do you mean?

No, because to stop I would have to, at some point, start watching garbage.

Rock's are heavier than feathers

Shift click,bye

exactly what I said

Damn it , im not a doctor.. explain it in Enlgish.

no

Are they implying that elves are cutting each others hair?With what sheers? Swords?

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Magic nigga