brehs...
Pinocchio 2022
Don't tell me you wanna fuck that...
user that’s a fish
no way that would be so weird haha
oh shit i didn't know anya taylor-joy was in it
WHAT THE FUCK
What the actual fuck where they thinking with this film?
>The director's barely disguised fetish
This is the type of movie that makes people hate movies.
Ill watch any capeshit just to see how bad it is, but this is where I draw the line, I can't even justify pirating it
Pinocchio means
Pine Eye
It is a reference to the Pineal gland, or third eye, and the work you must do if you want to go from a puppet to a 'real boy'
Its Masonic as fuck.
>Directed by Rob Zemekis
This is a ploy to give the younger gen scat fetishes later in life, Mark my words, in 15 years /gif/ will be flooded
>think this is going to be a five second poop gag
>it’s stretched out for 25 whole seconds
25 WHOLE SECONDS OF PINOCCHIO SMELLING AND THINKING ABOUT PICKING UP SHIT
Why else?
it's one sexy fish
George Washington was a freemason, us outsiders lost before we even knew we were playing
wow that's pretty jewish
This broken down hump of a Jew looks himself in the mirror every day knowing he directed the Lion King remake
Does anyone even like Pinocchio? It's a repulsive IP honestly, not even boomers have nostalgia for it.
*rubs head*
Based DelToro will find a way to make it a good film, don't worry
>the 3D artist who spent a week modeling hyper realistic horseshit
The Disney Pinocchio's considered Top Tier by animation historians and it still holds up pretty well after 80 years.