>character takes a piss
>itt doesn't takes him 30 seconds to get the pee going
Character takes a piss
Josiah Nelson
Levi Morris
>character sits to take a shit
>doesn't take off his pants
Robert Hernandez
:( I know
Jack Price
>character getting dressed
>sock, shoe, sock shoe
Henry Robinson
I can't pee when other people are nearby
Jeremiah Cooper
>Character wants to take a piss
>Doesn't have to shit as well so he could pee without shitting himself
Adrian Cruz
>character takes a piss
>doesn't scream in agony while doing so
Owen Lee
OP’s a shy pisser let’s all point and laugh
Shy pisser shy pisser
Jason Phillips
>character takes a piss
>doesn't wipe his peepee afterwards
Evan Bennett
>character masturbates
>puts a sock or banana peel over his cock instead of just shooting from the hip
Liam Sanchez
Enlarged prostate. Should probably get that checked out.
Grayson Richardson
>character takes piss
>doesn't remove every tile and then piss silently into the soft bed earth
Levi Young
>character wipes his peepee
>Doesn't get bits of tp stick and instantly dry up on his foresking and shaft
Nathan Stewart
>Character takes a shit in a movie
>No one ever deals with the blood
Ok hollywood magic
Brody Robinson
>Characters dick doesn't smell funny
Alexander Morales
>character takes a shit
>doesn't immediately take a shower
Xavier Reed
Same. Could be absolutely bursting and my urethra will lock up tighter than a bank vault if someone is around.
Thomas Reed
>character tales a piss
>Foreskin messes with the stream and causes it to go everywhere
Juan Walker
>character takes a piss
>doesnt let rest droplets fall on the bathroom carpet
Isaiah Watson
This means you're a submissive beta male who doesn't want to offend other men by making them think that you're marking the territory with your piss and thus challenging them
Levi Ortiz
Maybe he's just not as comfortable around other mens cocks as you are
Nathan Hernandez
>character takes a piss
>it doesn't come out in 3 streams