Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him.
Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him
Gabriel Barnes
Josiah Morris
>tfw need to talk to a bro because your gf cheated on you
Benjamin Fisher
He's out back havin' a wiz
Cameron Wilson
Tell me where is Halbrand for I much desire to prep him
Grayson Jenkins
Literal cuck lmao
Jonathan Ramirez
bookbros who was this guy? he didnt do jack in the movies but he must be a big deal if he scored Galadriel
Jackson Allen
Based Amazon cucking Celeborn so hard he doesn't even exist
Ethan Hall
She's way out of his league, Sauron is unironically a perfect fit for her
Luke Martin
his close friends call him teleporno
Ryan Brooks
>You want middle earth...
>But you need elf pussy!
Oliver Reyes
He’s not a cuck, it’s not like Galadriel was fucking Sauron when she was with him. Previous relationships don’t equal cucking
Ayden Peterson
the entire War was all about Sauron wanting Galadriels feets. a worthy fight
Landon Jackson
That nigga stole muh newports
Luke Ward
Elmo's grandson Teleporno.
Mason Davis
I'd bet my bottom dollar Sauron and Galadriel f*cks before season 1 is over.
Oliver Long
Elves don't have previous relationships. Consummation = marriage and they met in Doriath anyway.
Thomas Morris
is she finding herself until she is ready to marry teleporno,then?
thats even worse
Connor White
They need something to pull in the Game of Thrones crowd. Maybe some nude Elf titties and Sauron's bare ass will draw them
Sebastian Morgan
>gets cucked by Sauron
>gets cucked by Gandalf
>settles off with his hotwife into Valinor to finally be with her all by himself
>one day the bitch goes out of her way and convinces the Valar to grant a mortal access to the undying lands
>gets cucked by Gimli
such is the life of Teleporno
Christopher Brown
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD -GARD -GARD -GARD!
Aaron Taylor
Tell me where the cuckshed is, for I much desire to prep it.
Grayson Baker
Tell me where is 'ar liz, for I want a chat