A muggle?

>A muggle?
>In MY school!?
The Wizarding world is lost.
Hogwarts has fallen.

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>give a bunch of kids who have never flown before magic brooms and tell them to figure it out, unsupervised
>kid flies near a window, but doesn't break
>"HARRY POTTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING TWAT"

why are niggerworts teachers like this

oops forgot my bump

>year 2022
>Dumbledore's vision of a diverse and tolerant Hogwarts has been accomplised.
>School is now less than 56% pure wizard, getting more diverse every year
>not just for the magically gifted anymore, anyone who "feels" like they have magical powers are accepted
>most old wizarding classes have been deemed intolerant and wizard-supremacist, are replaced with critical muggle theory and other decolonialization efforts
>affirmative action ensures that all positions of power are held by mudbloods and muggles
>pro wizard-muggle mixing propaganda ensures that the wizarding world will never be pure wizard again, magical power is slowly being bred out of existance

Good riddance. Hogwarts deserved it for not trying hard enough.

Critical Wizard Theory would be more appropriate

>Percy Jackson wanted more diversity and inclusion from the gods by allowing more of the minor gods get cabins at CHB in The Last Olympian
>blond-haired blue-eyed white dude the villain... dies
>Heroes of Olympus becomes ultra-diverse
>Nico di Angelo has a coming-out scene (wtf Rick why would you write it so it sounds traumatic?)
>Jason Grace, blond-haired blue eyed white dude... fucking dies comically
>faggot Apollo in the Trials books
>except all his faggot relationships in myth ended in tragedy and sorrow

>IS THAT A MUGGLE IN THE GRINDELWALD PLAY?
>its over, wizarding society has collapsed. They are replacing pureblood wizards with muggles

>Weasleys
>pure wizards
Lmao, everyone knows they have muggle blood

psychotic mommy won

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Name ONE reason why Malfoy shouldn't be a hot chick instead of wimpy men

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Lay off the porn dude

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I literally cannot.

It would've been too kino. I mean Malfroy bullying Hermione as a mudblood would've been ten times better

Also their relationship with Harry would be hot

I cannot
>Malfoy at first trying to be friends with Harry becomes more understandable
>Malfoy constantly talking shit about Hermione becomes more understandable
>When Harry uses the sectumsempra curse it just tears away her clothes

>Jason Grace, blond-haired blue eyed white dude... fucking dies comically
He died? The book I read seemed pretty good for kids stuff at merging human and mythology stuff into modern

Sex

he was right, muggles overtook the school in the future and wizard blood became thinner and thinner

Dilate

It just would have become Hey Arnold
Which is infinitely more kino than fucking Harry and Ginny (aka Lila)

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