Celebornbros, what's happening????

Celebornbros, what's happening????

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Not AGAIN. NOT AGAIN. NOT AGAIN

Fucking hate feminist writing, always the bad guy and good girl together.

>Like her, he is a warrior
GALADRIEL IS NOT A WARRIOR YOU FUCKING LORELETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Just cuck my shit up.

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Where is Halbrand, for I very much wish to speak to him.

HE'S SAURON

LMAO HALBRAND'D

Amazon didn't pay for the rights to Silmarillion so they can't use any names that are unique to it, only names that were already in LotR.

Can't wait for Galadriel trying to pull him back to the light, when it'll be revealed that he's Sauron

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cant resist big human cock.

>big maia cock
Ftfy

>Because of the union of souls that occurs when Elves marry, and because of the eternal nature of Elven souls, they do not divorce or have multiple marriages.

Cheating doesn't exist for Elves, what the fuck is this modern age woke bullshit?

Homosexuality, interracial, divorce, diversity, adultery, child mutilation don't you see they are all for these things and more? What does it say about them?

Is there a cuckshed in Lothorien?

Finwë remarried after Míriel died.

This shit is directed at women. Women will watch anything, no matter how trash, which is why companies like Disney prefer pandering to them than to men.

Women won't watch anything that has lord of the rings written on it

And it was an unprecedented scandal that broke Noldorin society apart and basically gave rise to all the problems the Noldor faced for the next 6,000 years. Your point?

Is Annatar mentioned in the LOTR appendices?

Is there a bigger cuck in the Arda?

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No.

Fuck Amazon

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Inceleborn

I don't believe the name is mentioned, just that he came to the elves in disguise.

Now i understand why they call him teleporno

Its okay, imagine if he is Sauron. This would comepletely sink an entire series like Daenerys smoking an entire city in GoT s8. Even wokecels won't be able to defend it

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Stop with this meme

In a tower of Morgoth (since he's Sauron)

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She wasn't cucked, just rejected

gets a chad in the end besides

Women wrote literally
Second episode was written by Gennifer Hutchison

>married since first age
>elves are literally told to be monogamous up to a point of never ever taking another spouse except in the very rarest of cased and even that led to folly with Finwé
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE WRITERS?!

How big of a shit storm would result from him going evil because he got NTR’d?

Aragorn was old enough to be her great grandfather

Do yo think she ever told him about how she pleased the penis of mortal men who were 1000 years younger than her?

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They're gonna fugg on screen. Gonna be hot. Amazon isn't gonna hold back either. Your tv is gonna be filled with elf pussy taking Sauron's dick. It'll be a Teleporno.