Utterly rape the lore from the very first episode

>utterly rape the lore from the very first episode
>turn Galadriel into a feminist self-insert action-hero in an era sick to death of them
>nigga elves, when the only "dark elves" specifically called "dark elves" in the books are notably assholes
>Sindarin elves are repeatedly written as being tall and having black hair. Black hair. BLACK.
>hire a bunch of fucking short-haired gangly gingers to play them
>Elrond is now a red-head with a Quinten Tarantino chin
>Sauron turned himself into a meteor for some gay and retarded reason
>he's also now the "big bad" while Morgoth is casually hand-waved in a single sentence
>Is it the First Age still? Or the Second Age? Oh, it's both, because they just merged a bunch of shit haphazardly without knowing what they were doing (this is what happens when you fire the male loremasters and hire a 20-something twitter porker with purple hair to do your lore writing)
>nigga dwarves
>nigga hobbits
>casual "WHITEY BEES RACISS!" commentary; and yes, the blacks DO in fact need to let go of slavery, whiny cunts
It's hard to imagine House of the Dragon being made into the superior show, but they did it

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>It's hard to imagine House of the Dragon being made into the superior show, but they did it
That's something I didn't expect either, but HOTD is still something I don't plan on watching regularly.

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KEK

supersoldier warrior princess Karendriel

jej

Take your meds.

ITT: Any Forums pretends to give a shit about the lore but actually they just want to complain about how only 99,9999% of the shows/movies are targeted at them episode

Chimp boy

>Dwarf niggas
>Elf Niggas
>Humie Niggas
>Orc Crackas
youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>no argument
Concession accepted. Your nigger show is a failure btw.

>>nigga elves, when the only "dark elves" specifically called "dark elves" in the books are notably assholes
The dark elves in the books are called that because they preferred to stay in Middle Earth and never saw the lights in Valinor. Not being black.

oh look the incel chud is mad because its other peoples turn on the silver screen...look Kyle, no one wants to see white men in suits make the decisions anymore, just let this beautiful change happen.

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its actually really good and the "woke" stuff isn't really intrusive.
also, its not a massive deviation from lore. the lotr movies were as derivative.
stay mad

Is there a machine that just spits these generic posts out?

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Are those tits or just unflattering clothing?

I DONT KNOW!!!!!!

>house of the dragon
>superior

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The elf is Latino, not black.

But but the Mary Sue there is a man! That makes it muuuuch better than RoPe.

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