Netflix The Chronicles of Narnia

Full release leaked list.
>The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe show set to film in 2023 for 2024 release. 8 episodes.
>The Magicians Nephew film filming in fall 2023 for a late 2024 release.
>Animated original Narnia show coming
>Prince Caspian show adaptation coming
>Dawn Treader will be an event film and so will Silver Chair
>Horse and his boy animated film
>The last battle is a big event film trilogy of sorts, still in early stages
Netflix wants a hybrid approach for Narnia content. Videogames are also coming, Lego, etc etc. This will be the next big thing after Stranger Things.

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How many of them will be black

It's going to be The Witcher all over again isn't it?

and gay.

I wonder if it will be even worse than RoP.
Judging from the Witcher the White Witch will probably a black "queen".

Please no. Please stop ruining things.

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> Oh no, people of colour in my fantasy movie, my day is ruined

Blacks, gays, trans folks etc are part of society, which means that they will also be represented in media, get over it.

Remember the rumors that Ella Balinska would play the witch?

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Unfathomably based

I loved the old Narnia films and the books but I fear they will ruin this with woke casting

They should all be exterminated, but white liberals should be exterminated first.

>Unfathomably based

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Was this ever worth finishing on netflix?

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Check them off as they come:
>Peter, the eldest, is black/brown
>Edmund is white and evil/nerdy/cuck
>Susan is white and stronk/powerful, falls in love with a black guy somehow
>Lucy is black and stronk and obnoxious and cleverer than everyone else
>Black man/white woman romance is guaranteed
>White witch likes winter because she's a coded Viking/white European
>Aslan actually didn't die, he gets poisoned, but once he gets the vaccine he's fine again.
>Mr Tumnus twerks in a hilarious scene and breaks the internet

As usual they will racialize and sexualize all of it to destroy its spirit

Funny how we already know it will be total trash.

>Look mom, I posted the onions face again. Totally destroyed that cucks argument!

>His argument is "unfathomably based"
?

Lol
Still believing in society.
How cute.
Save your soul while you still can.

>>Look mom, I posted the onions face again. Totally destroyed that cucks argument!

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How pozzed are the curators of the original works?

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Do you need someone to talk to?

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>just fantasy bro who cares
>I don't care about nothing
>story consistency, context, worldbuilding, fuck all that man I don't care about any of that
>yeah a triple nosed muskrat with dicks for arms who shits jetfuel can be a character in Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Witcher, Game of Thrones
>make a jannie an actual god of the world
>it's all the same fantasy to me
>I don't care about anything man
>just put some shit on my screen while I zone out in my sweatpants and fiddle with my phone

There are dope slingers in this show?

White witch will be for sure