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/\ PEAKE /\

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the fag flag has 6 colours (number of man) and not 7 (number of God)

The Lannisters are here!

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The most Low IQ characters of all of ASOAIF

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It's monke sex week

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The cutest in all of Westeros.

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CRAB-SAMA I KNEEL

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>dying for some hot northern ass
sounds based to me

Psych!

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I don't feel so good Tylandbros...

made a new one with the longer version

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Arent lannisters supposed to be all super handsome chads ?

bunch of blonde bastards

Jamie and Cersei are clearly targ rapebabies. Only targs lust after their siblings and thats what these twins did. When Tywin was away Mad king aerys raped Joanna lannisters ass and some cum seeped into her peehole birthing the twins. Cersei is mad kings child and nuked KL just like her father wished. Tywin own sister claims only tyroin is tywins olny son. Bravo gurm for giving us so many hints

Sleep tite Crabbro...

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that's not the fag flag, pic related

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Daisy Ridley

Wait how did they make the actor who play tyland and jason to be double ?
>destroying your life, family, dynasty, kingdom for a random 15 year old tomboy

not really I think the only thing consistent about them is they're typically blonde/green eyed(though they dropped the green eyed thing in the show and in later seasons even the blonde thing). Tywin is never described as handsome.

Gotta love how all the Lannisters are going "what the fuck is that retard doing" simultaneously all over Westeros while Cersei is congratulating herself on her 300 IQ moves.

Yeah, now that I think about it, a missing casus beli would be the deaths of Lord Stark and his heir (and Aerys demanding Lord Arryn hand over his wards right after unfairly executing HIS heir as well).
Then why didn't Tardgar just do exactly that? Was he scared of the faith's response to Polygamy? 90% of the Realm simped for him anyways, and Lords were actively plotting to overthrow his father and accelerate his succession anyways.
Another thought occurred to me is that he could have bought Tywin's loyalty if he had opted for openly re-embracing polygamy by pledging to make Cersei his third queen.

Grum's biggest regret is not giving Robb a PoV. To be fair, a Robb PoV would have been mildly entertaining if only for the tragedy fodder it gives in hindsight, but ultimately pointless because the character achieves nothing of worth or note so any growth he may have underwent might seem completely pointless.

why dors her skin look so bad? i am ok with her monke face and saggy tits but the skin yuck 2/10 would sex

>SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS!

Why Dany/Essos scenes are all dogshit tier ?
Literally the show instantly become better if you dont watch those scenes

yeah, in retrospect the bad pussy dialogue didn't exactly come out of nowhere.

the fact is that D&D are advanced midwits who had a cynical view of their audience and put in crass stuff (not only porn but characters generally being trashy) on purpose because they knew it would have impact and make people talk about the show. then when they ran out of material they compensated by doing it more.

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>here's that young woman I was telling you about

>she was also a tomboy
you're making rhaegar sound even more based. his family was a bunch of inbred retards anyway and his life was suffering being married to a d*rnish woman. in the end he didn't lose anything worthwhile

There are different versions. The simplified one, the one with 7 colors, the pink stripe version, the newer one where trannoids shove themselves in, etc. Pink stripe is the best.

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meds

>Jamie and Cersei are clearly targ rapebabies. Only targs lust after their siblings and thats what these twins did. When Tywin was away Mad king aerys raped Joanna lannisters ass and some cum seeped into her peehole birthing the twins. Cersei is mad kings child and nuked KL just like her father wished. Tywin own sister claims only tyroin is tywins olny son. Bravo gurm for giving us so many hints

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>will give you more sons than Alicent

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Now that the dirt has settled, What would be the proper way to lure crabs out of their caves and kill them ?

most common and used one is the six stripe, perversion of the natural rainbow which always had seven colours
anything else is larp
also OP's flat has six colours and not seven, so the image makes no sense anyways

You think she's just evil and conniving, which she is, but more importantly you finally see her POV, and she's utterly stupid and incompetent, pretty much all her success came from other people or total luck/circumstance and it's a miracle she's where she is at all.

>sounds based to-ACK

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ENTER CHADGON AND CHADFYRE. TIME TO BEND THE KNEE /HotD/

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Why aren't the Lannisters of Lannisport and House Grafton of Gulltown more powerful and talked about like House Manderly and House Hightower are? when they also own one of the major cities in Westeros major cities.

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>Then why didn't Tardgar just do exactly that? Was he scared of the faith's response to Polygamy?
We're not really sure how long he was away. For all we know by the time he found out what was happening it was too late. We don't even know if they got married in the books either.

she's not completely caked in makeup like you're used to.
she's from Australia and has probably absorbed more UV light than a solar farm.

that dress is practically a nightie though lmao

>blackfyre
>best dragon
>the conqueror's crown
>firstborn son
I kneel.

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plausible

Why GRRM is so obsessed with cuckholdry and secret targaryens ?
People hair darken with times

I wanna suck on her floppers

It's not even worth talking about because the logistics of that war made no fucking sense at all
>bunch of guys are trapped in caves and can't leave and only protect 1 narrow pass on one island that our boats could SIMPLY SAIL AROUND
>the guys OUTSIDE the caves NOT trapped are the ones who are starving somehow despite having... access.. to the entire.. world????

it made zero sense but honestly once I realized that I just stopped caring and stopped thinking about it and viewed it more as an abstract thing. They're trying to make a 3 year war of attrition and give that feeling of attrition and being worn down in like 15 minutes of screen time. So they had to take some shortcuts. Whatever.

Things could have been so different (and better) if Rhaegar didn't act like a turbo retard.

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I like this one better than the Tyrion version because Tyrion being Tywin's only natural son fits better

> will give you more mutts than Alicent
Also those extra kids came at price. Alicent was still hot af after her four kids, meanwhile Rhaenyra was fucking fat and stretched after 5.

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Is Lyanna the biggest hypocrite cunt in Westeros? Or is this just another case of character whitewashed by unreliable narrator's perception of them (in this case Ned remembering his sister as an endearing child who could do no wrong).
>muh I'm so wise I could see through Robert's infatuation with me and know that if we should ever wed he'll never drop his womanizing ways and he'll keep cheating on me
>brb let me be a homewrecker cunt and elope with the crazy eyed dragon prince who's twice my age, just because he's pretty and can play the faggy lyre
>no forget my duty to my house, to my father and brothers, to the North, all those lives lost to my whim are small price to pay to realize the flimsy ass pROFESSYYY

Ooh, that smarts. I'm going to need a big plaster there.

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Was rhaegar a self hating targ who provoked robert rebellion because he wanted the targ dynasty to be destroyed ?