Why has there never been a clip as remarkable as this?

Why has there never been a clip as remarkable as this?

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if bigfoot is real why hasn't anyone found a single bigfoot bone?
checkmate, athiests

It eats its own bones after dying.

big feets are inter dimensional beings

Because Bigfoot travels in and out of our reality via portals. So do UFOs, Dogmen, fairies, gnomes, and poltergeists. They all exist in another reality that runs parallel to our own.

bigfoot was a ghost of an ancient hominid captured on film

>if this singular creature that is still alive is real, then why hasn't anyone found a part of its corpse?
Bigfoot deniers are so fucking stupid.

>be patterson
>write fake cheques to fund your bigfoot movie
>realise the suit looks fake as shit
>ditch the movie plans and release a blurry snippet as "real footage"
Honestly admire the grift but it's sad there are people fooled by this.
Look at the soles of its feet. Now show me any other primate that has flat bottomed pure white feet. They are clearly boots its beyond a joke

Is bigfoot liberal or conservative?

>ancient hominid
Humans were created by god we didnt evolve try again

Weird how bigfoot sightings plummeted after cell phone cameras became commonplace.

Chud for sure

They don't have any.

You need a breeding population moron

There is only one?

Nature loving hippies who flout national park laws as of they didnt exist, probably libertarian left

joe rogan said this best
youtu.be/qOZhTHpFEis?t=63
"all the bigfoot experts are unfuckable white dudes"

probably the only funny thing he ever said.

Titties sitting a little low
4/10, would reluctantly fuck

Yeah the one of that Venusian lampshade UFO.

Bigfoot is a single mutant, and he doesn't have much longer to live. Give me $20 a month so I can protect him.

Too smart to fall for the politics jew

Love how Schizos turned Bigfoot from a simple great ape to an inter dimensional alien with psyhi. powers

my cousin (semi-professional part time weekend bigfoot tracker) says that if you get actual bigfoot proof the govt comes for you since bigfoot is an escaped human/gorilla hybrid bred for war

Because you can't account for the lack of evidence otherwise.

Why does big foot strip his victims then fold there clothes and place them neatly somewhere before spiriting them away to the big foot dimension?

>Weird how bigfoot sightings plummeted after cell phone cameras became commonplace.
meanwhile theres like 7 documentary shows on cable

Bigfoot is a female?

Is there a bigfoot scp monster?

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they all have cell phones now so they call eachother and warn their friends when humans are coming.

How accurate is this depiction of bigfoot?
youtu.be/9OmR0ypCyOU
I'm thinking very

its very strange that bigfoot sightings have dropped to zero now that everybody has a HD video camera always with them.

Male primates don’t have titties

Get fucked, glowie. You can't hide the truth.

>bigfoot sightings have dropped to zero now that everybody has a HD video camera
Source: your ass

I remember being nine years old and wondering how anyone could be stupid enough to believe this was real.

It still baffles me

sexo?

Rural people are low IQ

How does the sand taste

With the advancement of technology, bigfoot could be posting in this thread.

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this but unironically

I remember being nine years old and wondering how anyone could be stupid enough to believe that it was a costume.

It still baffles me.

Only humans have those kind of
big tiddies, other primates don't have titties like that tbf

the interdimensional bigfoot 4channel which debates if user is real

>I was doing some urban exploration and saw user lying in a pile of trash with a laptop, guize
>he has green skin and wears a suit