>And what gift would user ask of the Elves?
And what gift would user ask of the Elves?
DEAM RANGZ MUFFUGGA
the vaxx-scene with Stephen Colbert
Its suprising how little hate they got for having colbert do the con.
Well, since you requested I state my desire, just a crumb of pusy, a small crumb
You before you were a disgusting hag.
>I requested but a crumb, and she gave me three
Her
B R E H S
just a morsel
Who will play Feanor lusting after her hair?
Take my 31yo wizard virginity
Me of course.
Roughly speaking, how tight are eleven buttholes?
A bottled fart
Same average tightness as ten or twelve buttholes I would imagine.
Could you all fuck off back to Valinor or fade into nothing or whatever it is you worthless fucks keep yammering on about?
k i n o
Cate was around 30 while filming LotR. She looked fine.
Stop being both pedo and homo
i ask for the rights to tolkien's works so that i can cast them into the fires from whence they came and spare the world from any further adaptations
ELVEN
MOMMY
MILKIES
*mmmmwwwwwaaaaah* POP!
Amazon allegedly couldn't afford the rights to Feanor, which is a shame because that would be a hilarious #metoo era subplot.
Very loose. Elves are vegans and need to eat massive amounts of food to get enough micronutrients, which means they need to shit 3+ times a day.
kek
Some nigs
Don't stop now, I'm almost there.
Would she give a blowjob? I'd also settle for a handjob.
What happened?