What did you think about this movie?

based af

>Why couldn’t he get laid sooner?

Maybe you should watch the movie.

I’m probably risking losing custody by posting this, but this is my baby girl Sneedette

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>get rejected for 31 years straight
>girls finally likes me back
>panic and sabotage everything
Any kinos for this feel

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What’s it like having a child?

its fucking annoying, bro

like Coiny Salts of Bags

READ ALL ABOUT IT
READ ALL ABOUT IT
PENNIES AND MILK
PENNIES AND MILK

Horrible, but there are upsides to it. About half of my money and free time is gone, but she is my one source of love and affection I have left, but being a parent sucks really bad

I'm actually the last virgin left on this blue reddit board. The rest of you are all fairweather twitter-going sexhavers.

A 20 year virgin, sure, some people are late bloomers or were homeschooled. 30 years old? Unless you have some kind of disfigurement or chronic disease, it's hard to believe. 40 year old virgin is just impossible. Full stop. It's like a 40 year old pregnant woman.

>Why couldn’t he get laid sooner?
Did you even watch the movie?

Based king
Pathetic cuck raising a daughter

"To have committed every crime except that of being a father." -Emil Cioran

Interestingly, even in anonymous privacy on here, most people seem to like being parents, despite the problems. They get their feel-good brain cummies from it. You're being honest, but at the same time most parents don't inwardly feel as negative about it as you do (otherwise the species would die out in a single generation).

why do you live with your mother?

Strictly, from an evolutionary point of view, having a daughter is great because you're almost guaranteed grandchildren. The asymmetry of sexual selection favors you in that case, if you care about such things.

wait you have a daughter

i'm 32 and a virgin. Just 8 more years for me, but I'll probably be dead before I reach 40.

Because he didn't want to lower his standard and accept that maybe he's not as attractive as he thinks he is.

>be me
>be 39yr old virgin
>mfw 'just impossible'

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>accept that maybe he's not as attractive as he thinks he is.

Or you could watch the movie and it tells you why he hasn't lost his virginity yet.

I know a 24 year old virgin and he's easily the most autistic guy I know. 350lbs, orders food all day, has 2 TikTok sessions open on his phone at all times, has the attention span of a fucking gnat. Dude was literally in a bed with a woman and missed out on sex because he didn't go for it. It's unironically over for people like this.

Better solitude than a fatty. If it isn't gratifying, then by definition it isn't worth having, especially since the negative of still having to deal with another (insecure) person is attached.

An extreme case, he sounds very unpleasant. So much so that I wonder two things: one, how he literally got into bed with any woman (was she a slob as well?) and two, what your association with him and knowledge of his personal life says about you and your own sexual attractiveness. You were careful not to say that you were friends with him, but you know intimate details of his personal life.

I do like being a parent, but I don’t like the responsibility of it. It gets very boring on the nights where I can’t do anything but sit here and watch her. Browsing Any Forums on my phone is literally about the extent of what I can do to sort of pass the time. Also I miss the freedom I used to have. I was always pretty carefree, now I have to constantly worry about a kid. I never had nightmares before, but now I have about one a week and it’s always about something happening to my daughter. I try not to be one of the people who gets all lovey dovey whenever they talk about their kids, but it’s a new kind of fear I have now because I worry about her way more than I ever did about myself

Protip: women have woman friends. Even if you fuck a fatty or an uggo, she has an entire network of women she hangs out with that you could be absorbed into. This is actually how most decent relationships form.

The problem with incels is they do everything in their power to stay away from women, so it just makes sense that you'll never get laid.