18:50

>18:50
>already had 1 beer and 6 whiskys

WHAT A LIFE

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>12:08
Vodka and diet 7up
Watching the news

>14:20
>First beer of the day
>7 more to go

WHAT A DAY

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I not only watch cartoons.
I also do heated shitposting and jacking off.

THE VOCIES ARE HER AGAIN

bloody hell is that fooken doctor who

Update
They feel like nothing now
Time to start drinking again

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WE WANT THE FINEST WINES AVAILABLE TO HUMANITY

Just be cool user, remember to do it scientifically and you will be fine be the end of the day.

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WE WANT THEM HERE
AND WE WANT THEM NOW

>As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops.
Uncle Monty is one of the finest characters in film.

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You terrible cunt.

I’ve learned that alcohol can only be properly enjoyed in fun contexts.
All of you gettting drunk to the point that you can hardly type just to shitpost on Any Forums are gonna be in for a rude awakening when it catches up to you

Alcohol just blurs everything.
A genuinely fun context won't benefit from it.

Just be the best human being you can bro. Be it with friends and others or all by lonesome self.

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Are you retarded? We who drink alone every day do it to numb ourselves from our shitty lives. It’s funny when some 18 year old zoomer drinks for the first time and thinks he has all figured out and gives “advice” to those much older than him. Guess fucking what, we already had our rude awakening.

>best bro who was also a drunkard got a gf and now has to behave in front of her

What a piece of work is a man.

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Hope you're all having a wholesome time. Don't get too blackpilled along the way. Remember that it's okay to be scared shitless of the World but never stop wondering what if.

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1PM and had four or five shots
here's to feeling good all the time

>wanted to stop drinking this year
>not only I didn't stop but I also got into smoking cigars

To feeling good all the time

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Here hare here

Prosit!

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