Why would he be sauron...

why would he be sauron? he's just floating the seas hoping to come across some elven whore he can pound in every hole for weeks while they're adrift? devious

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all the other humans on the raft were given makeup to look tired and hungry and were acting scared. meanwhile he looks fresh out of chad makeup and is acting completely calm.

you dont think there is a place for one white male hero on this,do you?
this show is only for galadriel and the other characters like elendil and isildur are secondary.
so sauron it is

>Galadriel, sometimes to find the light you must first touch the darkness

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the writer department consist of several troons , females and manginas, they dont know what they are doing

Lol why the fuck is she posed like that. Thats not how you would hold on and reach, it looks like a fucking photoshoot pose.

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show is written and directed by mongs

she's used to having her hands tied behind her head as he deposits his seed

>Dear Diary
>After 52.003 days on a raft drifting through the Belegaer my plan has paid dividends, I found an elven maiden swimming in its waters. With her aid I'll conquer Numenor
>That will show you, Thuringwethil, I shall forth name you The Doubter

i'm sure it's true but is it? any pics of the writers room?

She's tied to the mast, dumbass

>Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron? He brought me pleasure in every hole and took me in every way a man can take a woman — 'til the dawn shone gold in the sky, as our vessel reached the shore and I howled in divine orgasm. His penis jutted upward like a stiff mast, yet I was I blinded in ecstasy. So blinded I was in his masculine darkness that I did not feel the embrace of the Myrish swamps. At that sublime moment I was stuffed with his seed, having been made his woman and pounded into forgiving even the murder of my brother; all his many ages of sin forgotten. It was blasphemous. Like an endless porno, Frodo, you have no idea. And he was a good friend

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The LOTR Galadriel has such femininity and grace. The ROPE galadriel is a typical guy-she marie sue with a constant scowl on her face.

Ooooh so the name Analtar comes from there

I'm guessing people want him to be Sauron just so they can say it's retarded.

Or they just think he and Galadriel fucking is hot (it would be hotter if it was Cate Blanchett's Galadriel tho).

ffs I don't wanna hear anymore:
>where is Sauwon??
>who is Sauwauwauwauwoo

i think he might be a villain of some sort but why sauron?

because is what hacks such as the writers of this show think is an amazing plot twist

>they're hacks because he's sauron
>he's sauron because they're hacks
seems like everyone is just projecting

The serenity is absent. That’s what I miss the most.

It has been firmly established that the writers are hacks, we don't need Sauron for that at all. You see, you were the one projecting all along. What a plot twist!

Halbrand is being set up to meet all the important characters and will end up being one of the heroes who get a ring.

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