What's his best work?

What's his best work?

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Meme answer: Under Siege
Non-meme answer: Chinese Salesman

Seagal, Van Damme, Lungren pop up occasionally, but all forgot Dagascos.

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They pay him in watermelons now? That’s rough

Retirement

I never understood. Is this guy actually Russian or just larping?

on deadly ground because climate change affects us all. Should have won an oscar but that's hollywood politics for you, when was the last time decraprio made a film like that? All talk fucking hack

Exit Wounds

Mix of Irish and Russian Jewish.

getting choked out and shitting his pants on stage

The Last Samurai

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>Chinese Salesman
never heard of it, looking it up found this review
>when they need Seagal riding a motorcycle so they PRINT OUT A PICTURE OF HIS FACE AND TAPE IT INSIDE THE MOTORCYCLE HELMET VISOR that someone else wears while riding a motorcycle

this really happens? kek

American Sniper

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Out for Justice

truffle shuffles his ass outta there

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>Under Siege
dem titties

Lots of movies do that sort of thing to paper over stuntmen.
But if no stunts were being performed that's quite embarrassing.

Both of his paternal grandparents were Russian jews, and he was granted Russian citizenship in 2016.

I was making a joke, it's one of his worst, entertaining in how pathetic it is though
>this really happens? kek
Chinese production, user. If you think that's funny you should see the ending text scrawl.

U STILL SORE ABOUT DAT 50 BUCK?

Real?