If someone yelled at me like that I would burp in their face and start laughing

If someone yelled at me like that I would burp in their face and start laughing.

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Okay mr badass, aren't you so cool and tough

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Then afterwards expect a life of hell. You wouldnt last 2 minutes

Sure, Jan.

Back to sküle.

How could you? Your mom wouldn't be there to hold your hand. Without access to your PC, you'd break in a day.

What have we got here? A fucking comedian

Haha, imagine sergeant Hartman going all in you face and yelling at you and you just grabbed his nuts and gave them a firm squeeze. Like haha, that military fabric looks thin as hell so getting a grip would not be a problem. Wouldn't that be funny haha.

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Ah yes, the old 'Burp 'n Laugh'. Classic.

Back in those days, you got drafted into that shit. You either shaped up, or you got the shit beat out of you, pt'd almost to death, and if you still didn't get it together, you just got sent to a brig for a few years.

Every single "Joker" i had in my platoon, and there was more than a few of them, every single one of them got dropped during phase 1.

Getting dropped ain't pretty either, just to destroy the very idea of you, the DIs make sure to humiliate you, make you apologize and beg for mercy, before they kick your ass out.

>passing a zog test is somehow an achievement
They wanted to get cut

Okay, ZOGbot

no u wouldn't pussy

Tbh when he asked him if his parents asked him if his parents had any children that lived, I laughed

Pretty good burn

>t.

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you wouldn't survive one day in the military

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Why is everything so fucking gay now

>finland
>army

The Finnish army is like a gay conversion camp