Anyone got any good strip clubs stories

.. uh I mean kino

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Independence Day was a great movie about a black cuck saving the world to simp for his single mother stripper gf.

Typical Saturday night at my friends making myself at home watching 400 Blows the literal foundation of modern cinema. My friend is bored out of his mind as usual and suggests we go to a strip club. "No I want to stay here and watch this old black and white foreign film. It's the foundation of modern cinema you know." Friend continues complaining so I finally give in and go. The literal second I walk into the strip club I get a raging erection and just casually walk around the whole time like that. Friend buys me dances and laughs his ass off at how madly in love with all the women I am. Next Saturday repeat the exact same process but with a different old black and white foreign film.

Linda goes Gaga

What’s the appeal of strip clubs? I don’t get it. Seems horrible blueballed and inconvenient.
By the way, does the popularity of strip clubs vary per country? I’m from the Netherlands and I have never been to one, nor has anyone I know suggested or mentioned going to one ever.

My friend said he would wear really soft sweatpants or whatever and the girls he was really friendly with would grind on his dick until he came. I havent gone to one in very many years but I recently called one and asked if hugging was allowed and in a very kind and motherly tone she said it was. So that seems kind of tempting to me these days.

its mostly a group activity from what i hear. i dont have friends, but i hear about groups and couples going a lot.

Basically this, first and last time I ever went. Totally repulsive to see a stripper with skid marks in her undies.

I don't get it either. If I'm gonna go to a club I'm gonna go to a normal club where I can meet actual women I can potentially hook up with. If I just want sex I'll get an escort. Strip club seems like a complete waste of time and money.

My stepsister who I was having sex with at the time, was a stripper and one time her dad walked in the club with his friends. He threw his coat over her and everything just like in the movies.

>first time in a strip club
>first time getting smashed with the boys
>drink too fucking much
>bought lap dances for all my boys
>they buy me private dance
>smashed as shit
>suck on her titties, feel her pussy, etc
>leave
>drink more
>buy a dance for myself
>she rightfully sees me as an easy mark
>I pay her 300 to eat her ass or do whatever
>wants me to wash my hands
>wash hands in bathroom come out, shes there
>walks me around
>asks for a shot
>get her a shot
>she gives me a shot
>she strings me along
>lose her
>too drunk to remember her face
>spent about 1200 that night for nothing

I got ripped off at one and Vegas and then got a $300 bill for calling the international line to try and report my credit card stolen and chickening out when she warned me subtly warned me it was a felony and that reassuring me that determining who had using my credit card would be really easy with all the cameras in vegas.

I've never been nor have I had even a small desire to do so. That being said, I live in majority spic area and nearly every man here has been to them many many times and still contiune to blow their paychecks there even though theyre deep in their 40's. There's like 5 clubs in a 20 mile radius here. I never really cared if anyone went to em, it just wasn't my thing, but what really struck as odd is that I knew several dudes that would take their wives/girlfriends with them on a date. Hell even one of my closest friends in high school ended up knocking up and marring a stripper kek.

>second time as strip club
>not as smashed, I'm more keen
>get private dance with this cute skinny black girl
>feeling her up
>after a couple songs she moves me in the room
>where there isn't a camera
>I feel her up, play a bit with her pussy
>she kisses my neck and shit, felt great
>we fucking kiss (I know, I have fucking problems)
>she begins to undo my pants
>I don't really give her the green light
>my friend was also in the room getting a lap dance and he would see me getting sucked off
>end the dance
>we all leave after that

I only patronize fuck and sucks. Such as that one formerly owned by Chuck.

yeah

i got blackout drunk at a strip club on my 21st birthday in the middle of nowhere. right before i blacked out i remember touching the strippers ass, and the bouncers started screaming "NO TOUCHING"

i am actually mortified i did this and periodically cringe from the memory

nobody explained strip clubs to me beforehand bro. how was i supposed to know?

Its all depending on the club. A good sign is if they pat you down before hand (if you live in the US).

Usually means that place is seedy and will let you get away with shit. I've gotten away with A LOT. You can smack their asses on the main floor (giving that you leave a tip).

All clubs are different. None have cared about me touching them with the exception of one who took my shirt off and kept putting my hands on her tits but recoiled and told me "no baby" when I touched her ass. Then she put my hands back on her tits. No idea why it was okay to touch her tits and not her ass but whatever.

She annointed you as a tits man.

I like both so wouldn't say I generally have a preference just that her ass was magnificent and with her already initiating contact my first instinct was to go for her ass.

Boomers were retards and minorities are low IQ retards.