I'm George RR Martin and this post took me 11 months to write
I'm George RR Martin and this post took me 11 months to write
Michael White
Charles Harris
Imagine what that neck looks like
Matthew Perez
what neck?
Jason Scott
what's the actual secret parentage the fandom hasn't guessed yet? since everyone is secretly the child of someone else supposedly.
Jose Sanders
I thought he looked familiar
John King
Bran is Hot Pie's grandmother
Bentley Lopez
Reminder there's no indication he'd written anything for TWoW, and the 200 pages he had done for TWoW and are released at his readings were pages cut from ADwD.
Nathan Lee
Oh jesus i never looked closely at his beard before. Its so fat, you can see his neck just dangling through the hair. What the fuck
Nathan Campbell
I remember about a week before thanksgiving last year, I made a fake GRRM tweet saying the book would be out in time for black friday and it pissed of a bunch of anons. It's already almost Thanksgiving soon.
Aiden Robinson
Maybe he forgot how to write?
Grayson James
nah he never knew how to write
Brandon Hughes
Is it true that he writes on an ancient computer and only uses one finger?
Josiah Brown
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE YOU FUCKING CROAK YOU FAT FUCKING FUCK FACED FUCK!!!!!!! STOP EATING SO MUCH FOOD AND FUCKING WRITE THE GOD DAMN BOOKS BEFORE YOU HAVE A STROKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cameron Cox
How is he still alive?
Owen Long
ye
Daniel Cooper
>finishes your book after you're dead
>heh, nothing personal kiddo...
Hudson Rivera
>writes more novels in a year than Shartin writes paragraphs
Sanderchads we keep winning
Parker Murphy
That's not Neil Gay-man
Sebastian Harris
>(farts)
Hunter Martinez
YA fiction for Mormon preteens
Jonathan Fisher
>I'm George RR Martin and this post took me 11 months to write
That would actually be impressive.
Jeremiah Brooks
>(Farts in Quebecois)
Cooper Miller
>(farts in poo)