Haven't done this in awhile. Scenes you saw as a kid that woke your sexuality.
Diamonds
This scene woke my foot faggotry
m.youtube.com
The root of my degeneracy.
me discovering my dad's porno mags when i was like 7
second (real) awakening was downloading lesbian porn on kazaa and limewire
i used to misspell it was "lesbain" when i was searching for vids
honorable mention: the great fairy and princess ruto grown up in oot
Wore the tape out rewinding this
Source?
Why are her boobs floating?
Austin Powers
They displace more water than they weigh
this scene still gives me a boner desu
>imagine
Imagine being Sam in that scene and having to be like, "Ha ha, I'm giving Faye Dunaway a massage as a joke cause she doesn't know I'm monke and I'm getting no pleasure out of this, neither my character Dunston nor the real me" Like seriously, imagine having to be Sam and not only straddle a naked Faye Dunaway flaunting her lithe body and soft skin under you, and rub with restraint, take after take, while you perfect the farce and stop yourself from getting too handsy. You're a trained Hollywood ape and maybe your trainer watches her nude scenes in Chinatown, Barfly with you like you don't even know what you're watching. You've seen her sex scene with Bill Holden and know you could outdo him, but as you hear Faye suggestively moan in pleasure the Oscar-winning actress manufactures for comedy sake that she's only cooing "Oh that's just how I like it" as you slap her buttocks because she's paying a part, pretending to be Mrs. Dubrow, only reacting with such unmistakably sexual euphoria because she thinks you're a professional masseuse stud, calling you "William" not Sam, not even Dunston, just "William", because she’d never see a monke as any kind of potential lover, and she'll cackle and robe up, give you a condescending pat and joke "He's got softer hands than Warren Beatty!", all in jest, dismissing you as a hairy prop in a kid's movie before you're sent back to the gawkers laughing at your masturbation you've had to endure your ENTIRE CAREER. Your callous ape fingers rub the forbidden fruit of the hairless human's bare back and all you want to do is flip her over and show her how virile and uncomic you really are. Then the director calls for another take you know you have an orangutan's strength and could rip the arms out of the sockets of everyone on set before the wrangler puts you down, but you play your part and endure it, because you're fucking Sam. Won’t lose your future Hollywood career over this.Just check in. Make a funny face and check in
Eww
Since when do birds feed their offspring with milk? They have no tits. Huge plothole that makes me think the democrats made this satanic film
>Evening, coomer thread
yep, they fucked
Now I need a minimum of two dicks in a girls ass and more than three loads to get interested.
RIP anne heche
I saw Boogie Nights wayyy too fucking young and Heather Graham created like four different fetishes for me that continue to this day
That's kinda sad. There's a light fixture in my kitchen that looks like a boob and that's enough for me.
I recall they were floating oddly.
for me it was this
is this the martian?
nice
when I was a kid I thought it was a joke that her tits were like balloons but I think the actress just had bolt-on implants
Nicole Kidman is red hot. Not so much early '90s Kidman with the crimped long red hair from "Days of Thunder", but the Nicole Kidman from that "Bewitched" remake and that "Stepford Wives" remake, FUCK is she hot then.
based footfag
skin is skin. booba is booba
Lol the 6th day is pretty good, it’s wild that it’s like blade runner fan fic.
I thought this was gonna be the scene when Lea Thompson slides into bed with Howard in her panties. If it was that scene, I would have agreed with you. I love that movie.
Evening, coomer
Gave me bondage fetish lmao
that scene in "the parent trap" where Lindsay Lohan jumped in the lake naked. I was like 6 or 7 and I would wear the vhs tape out.
for me it was that Elvira scene where she breaks through a chained gate with her tits
have never looked back, and never will
sweet baby jesus
Her body is pretty nuts in that Psycho remake shower scene. Super cute.
Don’t have a screenshot but that scene in Animal House where John Belushi was creeping on the sorority girls changing. Rewinded that scene so many times
They were fined for this
Bolts didn't move like that. I think she just had big floppy naturals that seem like they're nicely shaped thanks to a bra.
my ex girlfriend always got told by other dudes that she looked exactly like Lindsay Lohan in that movie. I knew what the fuck they were thinking
The cake is a lie.