This is not Sauron

This is not Sauron
If I'm wrong I off myself, if you're wrong you off yourselves, deal?

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I thought Sauron was the Eminem albino rat man

pretty sure he's Sauron, so prepare your anus

I thought Sauron was that aids vagina

I thought Sauron was that white haired creep in the tower

I thought that was Gandolf

He's Sauron. Prepare the RoPe

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I'd bet my bumhole on it.

I thought that was Dumbledorf

Sauron is an elf with long, white hair.
Not some knock off Aragorn.

I thought that was Magneto

It’s definitely Gandalf. The Sauron angle is a feint.

He is Sauron. If he isn't, this series is already dead.

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I thought that was Cromwell

It's actually why he's Aragorn.
Aragorn is le bad is literally what modern cinema would tell to you.

Feyd? I thought that was Sting

>spiny raft
Gee, I wonder, who else likes to put spines on literally everything

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From Earth 616? Wow! Bezos must really be loaded if he can afford and MCU crossover.

Nobody is watching your kiked bullshit lmao

good point. it can only be one person. Mystery solved

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okay. I'll bite who the fuck is cromwell?

The book says he took her from behind. Did Tolkien mean anally?

It depends...
Did he speak calmly?

REJOICE IN THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

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nah, he meant your mom. she was old and smelly even then

I thought Sauron was a god or some shit

no. he spoke english

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>The only Chad in the entire series
Yep, he's Sauron