So didnt she technically molest Harry Potter in Goblet of Fire?
So didnt she technically molest Harry Potter in Goblet of Fire?
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imagine the outrage if the genders were reversed
>tfw no mm gf
Wasn't there a professor who got dragged of by centaurs that Rowling described as "more than fairly rapey"?
the better question is, how old is she? she died when she was a child but has existed as a ghost for 50 years. is she a pedo or is she attracted to age-appropriate boys?
So didnt Harry technically put his name in the Goblet of Fire?
She died at 14, 50 years ago. So she is 64 years old creeping on 15 year old Harry in the bath
She was played by an adult and Harry was played by a kid. Fictional ages don’t really matter
She never mentally progressed or developed so she's stuck as a 14 year old in all sides of her maturity level, it's age appropriate.
so then she was a really horny 14 year old
so regardless of how many experiences she has as a ghost, even after a millennium she'll be able to creep on boys and still be viewed as a child? that doesn't seem fair. i could see the argument being made for children under the age of ~8 who literally do not possess the physical brain development to make good decisions. but 14 year olds have the brain development, but are too naive from a lack of real world experiences.
Most 14 year olds are. Don't you remember being 14?
HE WAS 12 YOU DEAD FUCK
yes, but i also had enough shame to not sneak into the girls' locker room
But now imagine you're 14 and a ghost who literally can't be punished for anything you do.
You cant masturbate anyway so whats the point.
That's all women
Dont forget Dumbledore was literally walking around castle invisible spying on everyone.
don't get me wrong. i would absolutely try to enter into relationships with the girls where we strip for each other then mutually masturbate. but the reciprocity is like 90% of the joy. i might occasionally sneak a peak, but i would certainly try to retain some semblance of a good reputation.
Moaning Myrtle
Meet Fellatio Floor-tile.
I would say she's older than 14, but not 64 since her brain hadn't fully developed. Experiences also mature you, not just anatomy. Probably not younger than 19, with aging 1 year every 10 years. Probably not older than 29, aging 3 years for every 10 years.
well...
1. she is dead.
2. she is a ghost.
3. Harry potter is under aged.
4. Harry potter lives/official resident of the UK which has consent laws of 14 and older.
5. Harry was at Hogwarts when the incident took place.
6. They never specify exactly where Hogwarts is. Only that it takes a train ride, a boat ride, a carriage ride and a car ride to find it. SO by that we can conclude it's in fucking Ireland.
7. The ghost of "Moaning Myrtle" (ever wonder where she got the name MOANING????) has been a ghost for many years so the ghost is now above the age of consent.
Obviously it's at least statuatory rape. But yes, she molested Harry at first in the goblet of fire when he was 15 years old. He was not old enough to stick his dick in the fire of the goblet, they had to be 17. So Moaning myrtle sucked harrys cock when she was in her obvious 30s and he was 15.
qrd?