Why has no one made a faithful adaption of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian?
Why has no one made a faithful adaption of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian?
Lucas Jones
Ryan Cruz
Too manly. Writers don’t know how do demasculate him yet.
Lincoln Gray
Because it would be 3 hours of him raping peasant girls
Dominic Reed
Mark Schultz is our greatest living artist
Jaxon Bennett
Sexy women and muscley manly men?
No. You can't do that.
Justin Gray
If they made one at present it would be about him being saved by a strong woman and following her around like a puppy the whole movie
Hunter Myers
more like too based
Jaxon Cruz
Robert E. Howard had a great relationship with his mother, Most Hollywood writers hate their mothers.
Christian Lopez
>Because it would be 3 hours of him raping peasant girls
Isaiah Long
Because the main theme of Conan is like King of The Hill.
"Cityfolk are full of shit"
Which is true.
Robert Jones
What everyone else has been saying. The themes of Conan are directly at odds with the values accepted and encouraged by the modern day film industry.
Wyatt Adams
cause the setting is a mess
Jason King
Doesn’t look like your bait thread is panning out.
James Jenkins
Conan is against rape, it’s kind of his thing. You have no idea what you’re talking about tranny
Wyatt Powell
t. hasn't read the stories
He does try to rape a frost giant's daughter but she was asking for it
Nicholas Thompson
He tried to rape the frost giants daughter in one of the first stories
Xavier Torres
75% of the time he is raping. It's kinda his thing. Strop trying to feminize him
Carter Hughes
She's like a Siren or Tomie, Conan wasn't in his right mind.
Gavin Phillips
Get to bed Alan Moore.
Aaron Wright
>Conan i against rape
Lmao
James Gray
Hey OP, you fucking queer, do you really think we'll ever get anything as kino as Arnold?
Hudson Carter
He is
Colton Evans
Conan is for big nerds, Noodle armed Peter Parkers hate the Cimmerian.
William Ross
Shut the fuck up you just read this guys post Then you copy pasted.