Re-watched the trilogy last weekend, what made Samwise so kino?

Re-watched the trilogy last weekend, what made Samwise so kino?

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>loyle to his capo
>can cook
>can fight
>can sniff out a snitch
>fucks the best pussy in town
>procreates

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He was a gardener but the most courageous and loyal character in the series

humility

>so kino
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you are obsessed

yung lean?

You are a newfag

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He was just a very good hearted guy. A peasant even by hobbit standards, yet he went to hell and back out of loyalty to his friend.
One of the characters that took more hits and endured them the best, coming back for frodo even after getting cast away by him.

>samwise
>is wise

gary stu, has literally no flaws and carried the ring near mt doom without any issues

This is true and no one will admit it, but if we all had at least one earnest Gary Stu in our lives and at our side then the world would be a happier place.

he was the best star pilot in the galaxy and he was a cunning warrior. and he was a good friend.

>sam wise
>is brave

>no flaws

He was fat

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I get why you would say that but it doesn't feel wrong imo

Also he had a bit of a temper and gave up on frodo twice, first time being when Gollum made Frodo turned on him after throwing off the elven bread and the other when he thought Frodo was dead(although, he conveniently took the ring off of him)

Does anyone here smoke pipe? Is it any better than regular cigarettes?

he did some great shit but it was all rooted in his strength of character, not an unrealistic set of skills.

cope

Nothing is worse for your lungs then ground up tobacco, the amount of tar inside the plants structure is astronomical especially if you inhale into your lungs.

what about... LE WEED XD

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how is it cope? people call rey a mary sue because she can fly a fucking space ship better than anyone on her first try.
the best sam can do is cook a delicious rabbit stew.