I want the double stuff

>I want the double stuff....
What did she mean by this?

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had a great time seeing this when it came out, with best friend who is no longer alive

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full force, ass and mouth

A big black BBC in each hole

She needed the double dong.
It happens more than you think - even leaving porn aside.
I used to bang a different woman every night back in the days of local chatrooms with yahoo and aol.
On hard up nights, when I couldn't find that one chick within an hour's drive to bang, I would hit up Craigslist and find some guy who needed to double team his wife.
Probably did it hundreds of times.
News flash: women probably have a bigger sex drive than most men - it's just been suppressed for about two thousand years.
So, ya, your wifey regularly thinks about getting the train from handfuls of guys, with a few BBC for good measure and maybe even Pedro.
Sorry, frogbro.

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me...

kek

bump for important

>with best friend who is no longer alive
Iktf
Even the shitty movies we saw together I still remember fondly

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From 2004-2005, I constantly jerked off to this scene and also the big tittied blonde in the hot tub in Eurotrip. I think I rented the DVDs just to fap. I had the internet, so I have no idea why I did this.

>Shotgun ass
>years later Kumar comes out as a fag

Man I miss my daaaawwgs...

same bro
RIP D

Him and NPH probably did eachother in the butt

>I fucked a very specific type of woman
>yet I'll say that what I learned from them applies to all women
You're 42 and have an IQ of 95

Better to have had frens and lost them, than to never have had any frens at all.

Whew. You got triggered.
Yes, your cute wifey wants double dicked.
What's the big deal?

Do these kinds of thoughts make you feel better for your potbelly and balding head?

kek

I still find sexy scenes in mainstream movies more titillating than actual porn.

My fren played metal gear solid with me then moved away and ‘died’. My philosophy has always been if I can’t find his obituary then he’s not really dead. Pretty sure he’s playing an elaborate 20 year prank, it would be his style